Wife : Tumhe Pyar karna nahi aata hey. Husband : Toh kya ye 3 bachche internet se Download kiya hey ? Wife : Nahi ji yeh toh tumhare dost ki PEN DRIVE se lie hey.
Girl : What do you call a high voltage computer ? Boy : AC – DC –PC
Kisaan ghayal pada tha LOGO ne pucha kaise hua? Kisaan – Main anaaj ki bori bech raha tha , “GEHOON LE LO!” Wahan ladko ne ise invitation samjha – “GAY HUN LE LO!”
Master: Tumne Homework nahi kiya, batao kya saza du? Child: Wo ladki jo last seat pe bathi hai, uske sath bathroom me band kar do!
Angry Husband sent SMS to father-in-law… “YOUR PRODUCT NOT MATCHING MY REQUIREMENTS.” Smart Father-in-law: “WARRANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER NOT RESPOSIBLE.”
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