Respect your parents

Respect your parents..!!

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They pay for your Internet Bills. (:

Yaad Aate Hain Wo School Ke Din

Yaad Aate Hain Wo School Ke Din
Na Jaate The School Doshton Ke Bin
Kaisi Wo Doshti Thi Kaisa Tha Wo Pyar
Ek Din Ki Judai Se Darte The Jab Aata Tha Saniwar
Chalte Chalte Pathron Main Marte The Thokar
Kabhi Hashte Gaate To Kabhi Chalte The Rokar
Kandhon Main Keetab Liye Haath Main Botel Paani
Kise Pata Tha Bachpan Ki Doshti Bichhura Degi Jawaani
Yaad Aate Hain Wo Shayahi Se Range Haath
Kaya Din The Wo Jab Karte The Lunch Saath
Chhutti Ki Ghanti Sunte Hi Wo Bhag Ke Kamre Se Bahar Aana
Fir Hashte Hashte Doshton Se Mil Jaana
Kaash Wo Dosht Aaj Bhi Mil Jaate
Dil Main Fir Se Bachpan Ke Phool Khil Jaate

Woh school ki parhai

Woh school ki parhai,
Woh pyar bhari baatain,
Woh slebus ki tension,
Woh exams ki raatain,
Woh canteen ki party,
Woh frnds ki latain,
Woh Rothna manana,
Woh bunk-mulaqatain,
parposal ki planning may Woh raat ka guzarna,
Phir class ki piche ki seat par sona,
Bay-tuki baaton ko serious lena,
Woh matlab ki batain hansi main urra dena,
Na woh din he Na raat,
Na ghusa Na baatain,
Agar kuch hai to bus,
Yaadain Hi Yaadain...

Meray kamray me urr rahay hain badal

Meray kamray me urr rahay hain badal

Wah wah wah

meray kamray me urr rahay hain badal

wah wah wah

me jo b likh doon ghor se parhtay hain pagal :

Teri Aankhien Mery Khuwabon Se

Wohi Wehshat, Wohi Hairat, Wohi
Tanhai Hai Mohsin
Teri Aankhien Mery Khuwabon Se
Kitni Milti Julti Hain

Mom, teacher was asking me

Son: “Mom, teacher was asking me today, if I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school.”
Mom: “That’s nice of her to take such an interest in you. So what did she say when you told her that you’re the only child, my dear?”
Son: “She just said…“Thank goodness!”

Teacher's Birthday Sms

You took our hand,
Touched our heart,
opened our mind ...
and helped us to have a great future,
Thank you our dear and lovely teacher
for everything you have done for us.
We wish you a very happy birthday
and may God grant your all wishes ...

The most Dangerous Word

The most Dangerous Word in the World is
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newton’s 4th law for exams

According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!

Human brain is the most

Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

jesa karo gay wesa bahro gay

teacher : story sunao
sardar:
1 din hum un kay ghar gay wo so rahay thay
1 din wo humray ghar aya hum so rahay thay
"moral" jesa karo gay wesa bahro gay

papers ki roti notes ka achar

papers ki roti notes ka achar
tubelite ki kirne questions ki bahar
teachers ki dushmani dosto ka pyaar
so mubarak ho ap ko exams ka tehwar

My Nights r going SleepLess

My Nights r going SleepLess,
My Days r going UseLes,
I hv becom SpeachLess,
So,
I asked My Heart;
is it Love?
Heart replied

"Na Putr Paper a gaye ne.."

DAD;Paper kesa hua

DAD;Paper kesa hua?
SON:
Sirf Q1 reh gya
Q2 aa nhi raha tha
Q4 karna bhol gya
Q5 nazar nhi aya
Q6 paper ki dusri side pe tha
DAD:
OR Q3?
SON:
Sirf wohi ghalat hwa!

Lovely days in my life

Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
&
collage days,

Horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”

The probability of a topic

“The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases exponentially,
if one decides to leave the topic completely….”

Wat is the height of hope

Wat is the height of hope??
It is: sitting in d exam hall,
holding d question paper in hand
n telling your self
“dude,don't worry.
Exams Will get postponed!”

A student grabbed a coin

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p

WE DONT CARE

eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!

Others May Have 4gotten

Others May Have 4gotten
But Never Can I
The Flag Of My Country Furls Very High

Happy Pak Day
No Nation Is Perfect
It
Needs 2 B Made!
Be Proud 2b A Pakistani!!

Kehdo un parhne walon se

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

Hum To Mit Jaien Gey Ae ARZ-e-Watan

Hum To Mit Jaien
Gey Ae ARZ-e-Watan
Lakin Tum ko…

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Zinda Rehna Hai
Qayamat ki Sehar
Honay Tak..

*PAKISTAN*
*ZINDABAD*
HAPPY 23rd
MarcH.

baly baly 23 march dia MubArakAa

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“Na Bijli, Na Paani.”
“Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani”
baly baly 23 march dia MubArakAa..

Azaad Pakistan ke Nalaik Nojawano

Azaad Pakistan ke Nalaik Nojawano

Agar Aaj Valentines
Ya Friendship Day Hota
To INBOX Full Hota ;)

Chalo!

Jaldi Se Utho Or
Sab Ko Wish Karo.

HAPPY Pakistan Day…

sunoji, aajkal ladka bahut

Wife 2 Husband : sunoji, aajkal ladka bahut paise uddane lagaa

hai,
Jahan bhi chhupati hoo, dhoondh leta hai

Father: Saale ki book me rakh de, exam tak nai dhundh paayega !!!

Wo Larki Shayd 'Pagal' Thi,

Wo Larki Shayd

 'Pagal' Thi,

 Din Raat Hi Gum Sum Rehti Thi,

 .........Kuch

 Sharm-O-Haya Ka Pekar Thi,

 Kuch Narm Mizaji Rkhti Thi,

 Aankho Me Neem Nasha Sa Tha,

 Baton Se Dewani Lgti Thi,

 Hmraz Na Tha

 Us Ka Koi,

 Bs Khud Se Baten

 Krti Thi,

 1Sharm K Anchl Me Aksr,

 Jazbat Chupay

 Rkhti Thi,

 Darti Thi Juda Ho Jane Se,

 Ya Pyar Sy Shayd Drti Thi,

 Kya Sabr Tha

 Us Dewani Ka,

 Kya

 Zabt-E-Mohabt Rkhti Thi,

 Hy Rashk Mujhe Us 'Pagli' Pe,

 Kya Khob Mohabt Krti Thi..!!!!

"DECEMBER JAB BHi AATA HAi"

"DECEMBER JAB BHi AATA HAi"

wo pagli phir se
beetay mosam ko,
yad krti he

poraNe cards parhti hai,
k jis maiN oss Ne likha tha,
MAiN LOTOON GA DECEMBER MEiN

Naye kaprey baNati hai,

wo sara ghar sajati hai,
DECEMBER k har aik diN ko,
wo giN giN ker bitati he.

jooN hi 15 gozarti hai,

wo kch kch toot jati hy,

magar phir b,
poraNi albums ko khol ker,
maazi ko bolati he.

Nahi maloom ye oss ko,
K beete waqt ki khoshiyaaN,
bohot takleef deti haiN!
mehiz dil ko jalati haiN.

yooN hi diN beet jate haiN!
DECEMBER lot jata he.

magr wo khosh feham larki,
dobara se caleNdar maiN,
DECEMBER k mahiNe k safey ko
mor ker

phir se
DECEMBER k sehar maiN dob jati he!

k akhir os Ne likha tha,

"MAiN LOTOON GA DECEMBER MAiN"...

New Exam Song.

To Paper Paper Krti He.

To Paper Se Kio darti he.

Ak bar mujhe batla de too.

To chiting ku nahi krti he.

Kia hota he paper me.

Paper ki laga don dheri.

Me barish krdo Papers  ki.

jo to ho jae meri...

Guzre hue Examz ko yaad na krn

Guzre hue Examz ko yaad na krna,

Answerr sheet me jo likha he uski faryad na krna,

Jo hoga wo to hoga,

Uski fikar me apne Holidays barbad na krna;-)

The most colorful Holi

Auspicious red
Sun kissed gold
Soothing silver
Pretty purple
Blissful blue
Forever green
I wish u and all family members
The most colorful Holi.

“Happy Holi”.

Apun wishing you a great,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
exttra-badhiya,
exttra special,
Ekdum mast and chakpak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
“Happy Holi”.

wish u a very happy holi

Memories of moments celebrated together
Moments that have been attached in my heart
Forever make me Miss You even more this Holi.
wish u a very happy holi

Happy Holi Poem

The trees smile with their sprout
of tender leaves and blooming flowers,
Eternal nature with its transient expression.
Hails spring with ecstasy and joy!
Bewildering shades with so many tinge.
The land of beauty and greatness,
India, witnessing color of happiness and peace.
Nation come alive to enjoy the spirit
A celebration of color- Holi!
An experience of content, harmony and delight.

Jab phagun rang jhamkte hon

Jab phagun rang jhamkte hon
Tab dekh baharein holi ki.
Jab daf ke shor khadke hon
Tab dekh baharein holi ki
Pariyon ke rang damkte hon
Tab dekh baharein holi ki.

Funny Happy holi 2012

Agr Aap Muje Sms Nhi Karoge To 1 Din Baad Aap
Lal
Pile
Hare
Kale
Nile
Ho Jaoge
Ghabrao Nhi Yaar 1din Baad ‘HOLI’ He Is Liye Happy HOLI

(hindi sms holi 2012)

Bright Colors, Water Balloons, Lavish Gujiyas And Melodious Songs Are The Ingredients Of Perfect Holi. Wish You A Very Happy And Wonderful Holi 2012.

Happy & colorful Holi

A touch of green i send to u.
A drop of blue to cool the hue.
A tinge of red for warmth
&
zest for a colorful HOLI!
Happy & colorful Holi

Happy holi 2012 in Punjabi style

Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar, Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar, Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar, Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar

Holi Mubarak

Khaa Key Gujiya,
Pee Key Bhaang,
Laaga K Thora Thora Sa Rang,
Baaja Ke Dholak Aur Mridang,
Khele Holi Hum Tere Sang.
Holi Mubarak

Colourful Holi with love

Different People
different Colour
one Celebration
wishing You A Happy & Colourful Holi with love

mubarak Ho Apko Holi Ka Tyohar

Rango Ki Varsha,
gulal Ki Phuhar,
suraj Ki Kirne,
kushiyon Ki Bauchar,
chandan Ki Kusbhu,
apno Ka Pyar,
mubarak Ho Apko Holi Ka Tyohar !!…

happy holi

Rango K Tyohaar Mein Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmaar,Dhher Saari Khushiyo Se Bharaa Ho Aapka Sansaar,Yahi Duaa hai Bhagwan Se Hamaari Har baar,Holi Mubarak Ho!!!!
Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar, Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar, Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar, Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar

Zardari Ko Kuch Mat Kehna

Zardari Ko Kuch Mat Kehna

FaRaZ

Kuttay ki Dum Kabi Sidi Nahi Ho Sakti.

QoM nE cHuNa Hai Ek SaDDar ZaRdAri

QoM nE cHuNa Hai Ek SaDDar ZaRdAri,

iS Ki Hai bUhAt bAri ZiMaDaRi,

pAr tUm nA rAkHnA iS sE kOi tAwAqUA,

kYoN K iS kO hAi QoM kO LooTnaY Ki BiMaRi.

Ab Full corruption ki bari hai

Ab Full corruption ki bari hai,

Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai,

Ab lootna maal sarkari hai,

Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai,

Ab aap ki izzat aapki apni zimmadari hai,

Q k izzat ka shikari Asif Ali zardari hai,

Ab photi Qismat hamari hai,

Q k ab nawaz sharif ka bhai Asif Ali zardari hai,

Sara Palin Divorce Her

Sara Palin Divorce Her

Current Hubby and Get

Marriage vid Zardari.

Palin Becomes Vice

President Of U.S.A

Then

Zardari Kilss Palin and

Chnge The Will and

Which Says:

“Zardari Will Bcome

The Next President Of U.S.A

After My Death”

And Eventually Zardari

Becomes President Of US

Aftr 6 Mnths Of Palin ‘s Death

Bilawal Changes His Name To

“Bilawal Bhuuto Palin Zardari”

Then US Will Be Ours…..

Geo Zardari.

Tere palko k ansuo sy aqeedat muje b hy

Tere palko k ansuo sy aqeedat muje b hy

Teri trha zndagi sy shikayat muje b hy

To agr nazuk hy to mai b nai pathar

Tanhai mai ro dene ki adat muje b Hai….!

Chup chup Rehna seekh liya hai

Chup chup Rehna seekh liya hai ,

har dukh sehna seekh liya hai ,

Ashkon ki Moujon ne dil k

andar behna seekh liya hai,

pathar jaise logon ko bhi

acha kehna seekh liya hai,

jeevan ki tapti Raahon per,

Tanha chalna seekh liya hai,

apna dard chupa kr sab se,

tanha Rona seekh liya hai.

Kabhi Kabhi Aansu Muskurahat Se

_{Kabhi Kabhi Aansu Muskurahat Se Ziada Special Hote Hen}

_{Bcoz Smile To Sab K Liye Hoti He}

_{Magar Aansu Sirf Un k Liye Hote Hen Jinhen Hum Khona Nahi chahte..}

garam hath wafa ki nishani hoti hai

Mujhe aaj bhi Yaad hai wo sardion ki sham,

jab us ne mera hath pakra or meri ankhon me dekh kr kaha,

K Tmhary hath bohat garam hain

Aur jante ho k garam hath wafa ki nishani hoti hai.

Main yeh sun kar bohat khush huwa

Itna khush

K

Yeh b bhol gya k

Us sham

Us k

hath kitne

SARD

Thay..

Yeh B Acha Hai Sirf Sunta Hai

Yeh B Acha Hai Sirf Sunta Hai,

“♥”

Dil Agr Bolta To Qayamat Hoti …

Happy Rainy Day

‘/;/,/;/;/, / ;/,/’;/; /;/

/;/; /,;’ /,/;’ /, ;/ ;/;/

/;/,/;/;/,/;/‘/, /;/;/;/

/;/; /,;’ /,/;’ /, ;/ ;/;/

/;/ Happy Rainy Day /;/

Dua Hai Barish Kay Jitne Qatre Giren,

Utni He Aap Ko Khushiyan Milen..!!!

Rain rain go away

Rain rain go away ,

come again another day

i sung this poem yesterday

that’s y rain come today

Barsaat ka mausam tha

Barsaat ka mausam tha

Poonam ki raat thi

Mein uske paas tha

Woh mere karib thi

Phir woh mere paas aayi

Aur thodi si ghabraayi

Jab maine uska haath pakada

Toh woh thodi si sharmaayi

Usne kaha aaj hum

Aise bandhan mein bandh jaaye

Jise duniya ki

Koi taakat na tod paaye

Meri khushi ka andaaza

Lagana mushkil tha

Par iske aage jo hua

Woh batana bhi mushkil tha

Usne mera haath

Haatho mein lekar kaha

Yeh toh janam janmo

Ka bandhan hai

Phir mujhe yaad aaya

Woh Barsaat ka mausam

Woh poonam ki raat

Yeh to Raksha Bandhan hai!

Baarish ki tarah tujh pey barasti

*Baarish ki tarah tujh pey barasti rahain khushiyan,,,

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Har boond teray dil sey har ik gham ko mita dy..*

Ameen*

Yaadai’n jaag jati hyn

Yaadai’n jaag jati hyn

Barisho’n k mausam main

Har ghari satati hyn

Barisho’n k mausam main

Shaambhi kisi surat

Chain se nahi kat’ti

Subhai’n bhi satati hyn

Barisho’n k mausam main

Zehen k jharokey main

Jab koi sada ubhrey

Aankhai’n bheeg jati hyn

Baarisho’n k mausam main

Wo kehti hai, kia ab bhi

Wo kehti hai, kia ab bhi kisi k liye laal,hari chooriyan khareedtay ho

Main kehta hon, ab kisi ki kalaai pe ye rang acha nahi lagta

Wo kehti hai k kia ab bhi kisi k anchal ko aakash likhtay ho

Main kehta hon ab kisi kay aanchal main itni wosaat kahan hai

Wo kehti hai k kia mere baad kisi larki se muhabbat howi hai tumhai

Main kehta hon, mohabbat sirf "larki" per mushtamil nahi hoti

Wo kehti hai k jana! lehjay main bohat udaasi hai

Main kehta hon k titliyon ne bhi mere dukh ko mehsoos kiya hai

Wo kehti hai k kia ab bhi mujhay bewafa k naam say yaad kartay ho

Main kehta hon k mere nisaab main yeh lafz shamil hi nahi

Wo kehti hai k kabhi mere zikar per ro bhi laite ho ge

Main kehta hon k meri ankhon ko har waqt ki phuwar achi lagti hai

Wo kehti hai k tumhari baaton main itni gehrai q hai

Main kehta hon k teri judai k baad mujh ko yeh ezaaz mila hay...

Yeh keh ker Mare Pass se

Yeh keh ker Mare Pass se rukhsat howa hai

Wo

Millte hai agr Log to,Hote hai juda B....

Muhabbat haath main pehny

Muhabbat haath main pehny howi chorri ki maannid hai,,

Sanawarti hai, khanakty hai, khanak k toot jati hai..

12 Rabi Ul Awal Mubarak

اللهم صلي على محمد و على آل محمد كما صليت على ابراهيم و على آل ابراهيم انك حميد مجيد(¤)

اللهم بارك على محمد وعلى آل محمد كما باركت على ابراهيم وعلى آل ابراهيم انك حميد مجيد(¤)

12 Rabi Ul Awal Mubarak

Dunya Ki Har Fiza Mein Ujala

Dunya Ki Har Fiza Mein Ujala

*RASOOL* Ka

Ye Sari Kainat Hai Sadqa

*RASOOL* Ka

Khusboo Gulab Hai Pasina

*RASOOL* Ka

Aap Ko Mubark Ho Mahina

*RASOOL* Ka

Rabi-ul-Awal*

Mubark Ho..!*

AAqa ki amad marhaba

AAqa ki amad marhaba

.~”~.

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‘: .€. :’

:’ /;\ ‘:

‘~….~’

sb ko snd kro.

Hr ibtada sy pehlay hr intaha k bad

Hr ibtada sy pehlay hr intaha k bad,

Zate- Nabi” bolund hy “Zat-e-khuda” k bad,

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Dunya me ehtram k qabil han jitny log,

Main sub ko manta hun mgr..

“MUSTAFA”k bad.

12 Rabi Ul Awal Mubarak

نام محمد”سےدلوں کوسرور ملتاھے،

نگاه فکرکوتازه شعورملتاهے،

نصيب کیسا بھی ھو”نام محمد” لے کر

،خداسےجوبھی مانگوضرورملتاھے!

12 Rabi Ul Awal Mubarak

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NaMaZ Ke FaIdE

1, Chehre ki Nooraniat

2, DiL ka Noor

 3, Jism ki Raahat

4, Qabr me Saathi

5, NuzooLe Rehmat ka zarya

6, Aasmano ki Chaabi

7, Mizaane hisab ka Wazn

8, ALLAH ki Raza

9, Jannat ki Qeemat

10, Aag se Bachao KA ZARYA.

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Fursat Mein Sochun ga..,
Kay Tujh Ko Yaad Karne Mein Main
Kya Kya Bhool Jaata Hoon..!