Saturday 17 December 2011

Mere Din Raat Mushkil Mien
Sukoon Ik Pal Nai Mujh Ko....

Mohabbat Tars Kha Mujh pe
Mohabbat Chor Ja Mujh Ko......

Abhi Masroof Hoon


Abhi Masroof Hoon Kaafi Kabhi
Fursat Mein Sochun ga..,
Kay Tujh Ko Yaad Karne Mein Main
Kya Kya Bhool Jaata Hoon..!

Gair lagta hai na


Gair lagta hai na apno ki tarah milta hai,
Tu zamanay ki tarah mujko sataata kyon hai!

Waqt kay saath khayalaat badal jaatay hain,
Yeh haqeeqat hai magar mujko sunaata kyon hai!'

Kash mil jaiye kbhi


Kash mil jaiye kbhi khuwabon ki tabeer mjhe
Ankh khulte hi tujhe samne betha dekhun..!!

me raat ko r0ya to


me raat ko r0ya to bary chain se soya...
k dil ka zehr meri chashm e tr se nikla tha...

tommorow is my EXAM


MY ATTITUDE:

tommorow is my EXAM

But

I don’t CaRe BcoZ A SINGLE SHEET oF PapEr CANT DeCide My FUTURE….

Hit Like IF you Are Agree

Ek Main Or Ek Tu


Ek Main Or Ek Tu ^_^
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Baki sub ka fittay mu :P ;)

Haji Sahab Ka Beta


Haji Sahab Ka Beta Us K Pas Aya or Pocha:
Abba Me Paros Ki Larki K Sath Date Pe Ja Rha Hn,
Jaiz Hy?

Haji Sb: Nai

Beta: Q?

Haji: Ye Raz Apni Maa Ko Na Btana,
Wo Lrki Teri Behn Hy,
Mera Uski Maa K Sath Chaker Tha

Agle Din Bete Ne 2sri Prosan Ka
Or 3sry Din 3rd Prosan Ka Pocha

To Hr Bar Haji Ka Chakr Nikla

Tang A K Beta Maa K Pas Gea or
Rote Howe Sari Bat Btai

Maa Ne Bete Ko Piyar Kia
Or Boli: Ja Beta
Sb Se Date Maar,
Tu Kon sa Haji sahab ka beta hy.

Boy to girl - I love U....


Boy to girl - I love U....


Girl - I'm engaged & also have a boyfriend.!

Boy - (After long thinking)
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Dekh le,
Adjust ho jaye toh !! :p

1 no ka tharki

Types Of Kiss


Most Lovable Kiss: Mother's,
Sweetest Kiss: Girlfriend's,
Cute Kiss: Sister's,

Hottest Kiss: keep your lips on the bike silencer! Oyee Maa..

Thursday 8 December 2011

Newton's 1st Law


Newton's 1st Law of Kamina pan stats that, "Every kamina continues to do kaminapan unless or until a thappar or a sandal with a velocity of 200m/s hits his head coming from a lovely girl. This force is called be-ezzati, which is directly propotional to sharmindagi, but Beghairati remains constant;-)

Doctor Sahab Mera Beta Bike se


Amma :
Doctor Sahab Mera Beta
Bike se
Gir Gaya..

Doctor : I don't know Hindi Plz
tell me in English....

Amma : My Londa, Gironda from
Hero Honda,

Broken Haddi, Kar de Patti.

Mujhe aap k autographs chahiyen

Boy 2 Girl: Mujhe aap k autographs chahiyen.

Girl (Muskuraty huay)
Kahan pay?

Boy:
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NIKAH NAAMAY pay.

( ',')
/|\_ O Teri Khair
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nawan style

Golden Words :

Golden Words :
Agar tum kisi ko chaho aur paa na sako ..
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To beta bhot be-izatti wali baat hai

Mat doondna mujhe

Mat doondna mujhe duniya ki tanhaai me kyon ki thand bahut hai Hum honge sirf aur sirf apni RAJAAI mein

Khuda kare k tumko

Khuda kare k tumko "JUDAI" na mile,
kabhi b tumko "TANHAI" na mile,
mujhe sMS na karo to kuch aisa ho,
k mausam ho sardi ka or tumhe "RAZAI" na mile

Mosam ne li angrai aur humne

Mosam ne li angrai aur humne li razai,
ice cream se hai larai,
mongphalli hai ghar main aai,
Cold drink say moun mor liye,
Coffee se nata jor liya.

Pop corn ki khushbo

Pop corn ki khushbo momphali ki bahar,
thand ka mosam aney ko hay tyaar, 
thodi si masti thoda sa pyar, 
mafler sweater rakho tayar. 
Happy winter season

Jin Par Falaq Nichawar, Qurban Chand Taaray


Jin Par Falaq Nichawar, Qurban Chand Taaray
Karbal Main Bhookay Pyaasay Thay Aamina Kay Pyaaray

Hai Koi Istarah Jo Haq Par Fida Hua Hai

Sajday Main Jiska Sar Bhi Tann Say Juda Hua Hai

Shabeer Nay Sar Ko Kataya Bachpan Ka Waada Nibhaya

Nabi Kay Waastay, Nabi Kay Waastay, Nabi Kay Waastay

Radi Allahu Unh

Sallal Laho Alaihi Wasalam

Nabi sallallahu alaih wasallam Ne Farmaya


Nabi sallallahu alaih wasallam Ne Farmaya

"HUSSAINO MINNI Wa-ANA MINAL-HUSSAIN"


meaning



("Hussain MUJHSE Hai Aur MAIN Hussain se Hu"

Tirmizi)

H.U.S.S.A.I.N


H:Hasraton ki akhri manzil

U:Ummidon ki panah gah


S:Sajda-e-Ishq ki intaha


S:Sabar ki intaha


A:Akhirat main bakhshish ka wahid rasta


I:Insaniat ki Darsgah


N:Nawasa-e-Rasool(S.A.W)

Jab Bhi Kabhi Zameer


Jab Bhi Kabhi Zameer
Ka Sauda Ho Dosto'n


Qayam Raho HUSSAIN

K Inkaar Ki Terha !!!

Youn Chup Se Na Raha karo,


” SUNO ”
Youn Chup Se Na Raha karo,

Youn Khamosh Se Jo Ho Jatey Ho,

Dil Ko Weham Sa Ho Jata Hai,

Kahein Khafa To Nahi Ho,

Kahein Udas To
Nahi Ho,

Tum Bolty Aachy Lagty Ho,

Tum Larty Aachy Lagty Ho,

Kabhi Shararat Se,
Kabhi Gussey Se,

Tum Haansty Aachy Lagty Ho
Koe shkwa ho koe shkyat ho hm sa kaha kro
Par u chup sa na raha kro’.

Wasal ki pehli shab Aur un ka


” Wasal ki pehli shab Aur un ka naaz se kehna mujh ko,

” Such Batao kaya karo ge shama Bujh jane ke baad.

Ghazal Likh Kar Main Dil Ki Baat Keh Deyti Hoon


    Ghazal Likh Kar Main Dil Ki Baat Keh Deyti Hoon
    Kaise Guzari Hai Meri Raat Keh Deyti Hoon

    Palkhein Becha Kar Jis Ka  Tha Intezaar Bohaat
    Wo Na Samjhe Mere Jazabat Keh Deyti Hoon

    Aaj Phir Jhoot Mujh Se Jeet Gaya
    Aaj Phir Hoyi Saach Ki Maat Keh Deyti Hoon

    Main Chahti Rahi Thi Jisko Deewanoon Ki Tarhan
    Ussney Bikheri Meri Zaat Keh Deyti Hoon

    Na Karein Ge Abb Bharoosa Kisi Rishtey Per Hum
    Yahi Saach Baaqi Jhooti Baat Keh Deyti Hoon

    Main To Hansti Rahi Thi Duniya Ko Deekhaney Ke Liye
    Meri Ankhoon Mein Thi Barsaath Keh Deyti Hoon

Mujhey na dijeeye khairaat


Mujhey na dijeeye khairaat ab ujalon ki,,,,,,,

Ab apney ap ko suraj bana chuka hu mein….

Qaid tha dil mein tera hi dard


Qaid tha dil mein tera hi dard taa-umr ke liye
Mar rahi thi har aarzoo dard ke Is safar main..!!

Yeh Bhi Acha Hai


Yeh Bhi Acha Hai Sirf Sunta Hai ..

DIL Agar Boltaa To Qayamat Hooti ..

tujh ko maloom b hai kitne


tujh ko maloom b hai kitne talabgar hain teri khushion k hum
poch un farishton se jo roz likhte hain dua meri aur naam tera !

Ye Seher Ye sard Hawa


Ye Seher Ye sard Hawa or Hijr ka Aalam

Guman Hota Ha Is baar December Maar dale ga

Aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:

Aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:

maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon

maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,


Tum ye msg parhne wale ko nai dekha abhi..

Titliyaan, Konplain, Rung-o-Boo Or Tu


Titliyaan, Konplain, Rung-o-Boo Or Tu,
Chaandni, Shaaeri Or Saboo Or Tu..


Daaman-e-koh k Manzar-e-khaab Mein,

Roshni ho Meray Chaarsoo Or Tu..

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Sandli Sandli khaamshi Or Mein,

Makhmali Makhmali Guftgoo Or Tu..


Es Taraf Ishq ki Tashnagi Or Mein,

Us Taraf Husn ki Aab-e-Joo Or Tu..


Jis Taraf Dekhay aur kuch Bhi Nhin,

Sirf Main Or
Main, Sirf Tu Or Tu..