So Jatay Hain Footpath Pe

So Jatay Hain Footpath Pe Akhbaar Bicha Kar,
Mazdoor Kabhi Neend Ki Goli Nahi Khatay,
Happy 1st May Labour Day….

You have worked hard

You have worked hard
toiling throughout delivering your best
now its time to relax
have some rest
best wishes on 1st may
international workers day

Labor Day is a glorious holiday

Labor Day is a glorious holiday
because your child will be going back to school the next day.
It would have been called Independence Day,
but that name was already taken.

It is necessary to work

It is necessary to work
if not from inclination
at least from despair
Everything considered
work is less boring than amusing oneself

Property is the fruit of labor

Property is the fruit of labor;
property is desirable;
it is a positive good in the world.
My Best wishes On Labor Day.

Salute you on a Special Day

Salute you on a Special Day
For all the hard work you do
Celebrate With Joy
This very very happy
May 1st Workers Day

Do you know the meaning of WIFE

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means: Without Information Fighting Every time!
Wife says: No, It means With Idiot forever.

Ravan had 20 eyes

Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman…
You have only 2 eyes but you sight every woman…
Now who is Ravan?

Can you do anything that othe

Q: Can you do anything that other people can’t?

A: Sure, I can read my handwriting.

One day a dog was running

One day a dog was running behind a Santa… But Santa was laughing.
Banta asked, “Why you are so happy?
He said… “Ah Ah Ah….I have an Airtel mobile with me…But Still Hutch network is following me..”

Why is Mother Sitting so Silent

Son to Papa: Why is Mother Sitting so Silent ?

Papa: Nothing Son, She asked For Lipstick, but i Gave Her, ELFi…

Hahahahaha maar taa’li:-D

An inspirational speaker said

An inspirational speaker said:

“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife.”

Audience was in shock and silence.

He added:

“She was my mother”

A big round of applause & laughter!

A very daring husband tried to crack this at home.

After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:

“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”

Standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker

By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water!

Moral:

Dn’t Copy,if u can’t Paste

When you develop the ability to listen

When you develop the ability to listen any thing without

losing your temper or self confidence And when you always behave like

a “Deaf” then it means that you are ready to become

.

.

.

.

.

.

A Good “Daughter in Law ( Bahoo ) “  :D :P

A Couple went to a wishwell

A Couple went to a wishwell


Husb: Bent down, threw a coin n made a wish






Wife: Bent down a litle more & fell into the well






Husb. shouted














WoWww






IT WORKS :-P

Tumhari Or Zardari Ki Ek Adat Same Hai

Tumhari Or Zardari Ki Ek Adat Same Hai.
.
Jantay Ho Kiya ?? ??

Woh Bhi Mujhe EiD WisH Nahi KarTa Or TuM Bhi.
.
BuT i WiLL NoT dO thE saMe Coz i hAve GoT mY owN StyLe.
sO hAve A Gr8 EiD.
.
.|.|. EiD MubaraK .|.|.

Zardari Ki Car K Neechay Ek Puppy

Zardari Ki Car K Neechay Ek Puppy aa K Maar Gayaa

He Told Driver To Find The Owner Of This Little Puppy To Give Compensation.

Driver Went And When He Cam Back , He Had A lot Of Roses Around This Neck.

Zardari Surprised to see & Asked Him.

Driver Said :
” Sir Mai Ne Un Logon Se Sirf Yeh Kaha Tha Ke Main President Zardari Ka Driver Hun?

Kuttay Ka BAcha Mar Gayaa Hay.

Yeh Sun Kar Woh Nachnay Lage or

Mere Galay Mein Haar Daal Diya

Dil chahta hay Chori Karoon

Dil chahta hay,

Chori Karoon,

Jhoot boloon.

Sharab piyon,

Rishwat khaaon,

Qatal karoon,

aur

Jail Jaaon.

Shayad isi tarah kabhi main President of Pakistan ban jaaon.

ھرڈھلدی شام دےمنظروچ تیڈی چن تصویربنڑابانهداں

ھرڈھلدی شام دےمنظروچ تیڈی چن تصویربنڑابانهداں,
سوں رب دی ماهي یادتیڈی وچ میں کل کائنات بھلابانهداں,تنھازندگی دےگلشن وچ ھک آس دابوٹالابانهداں,
کدی وقت بہاراچ پھٹ پوسی نت قیصر خون پلا بانهدا(…..)

دل سوچ سمجھ کے گال کریں

دل سوچ سمجھ کے گال کریں اج قلم دے قاری آۓ بیٹھن
ھنج نال لکھیسن پپلیاںتےاستاد لکھاری آۓ بیٹھن

نپ گھنسن پکھی وانگ تیکوں چا ظلم دی گاری آۓ بیٹھن

ارشاد متاں پرواز کریں چودھار شکاری آۓ بیٹھنں

الله حق سمجھاوی سیانڑاںتھی تیکوں

الله حق سمجھاوی سیانڑاںتھی تیکوں نت سمجھا نہ سگدے
سنگیاںدےصرف اشارےھوندن سرعام ڈسا نہ سگدے
ہکاقیمت لانویںغیر تےساڈی ایہہ تیر پچانہ سگدے
اساںمرتاں شاکرسگدے ہائیں تیکوںیاربھلا نہ سگدے

ساڈے ہتھ دی ٹھیک لکیر نہ سہی

ساڈے ہتھ دی ٹھیک لکیر نہ سہی،

خوشحال تے صاحب جاگیر نہ سہی،

پرکشش وہ کونسی چیز ہے جو لڑکی کاباپ شادی سے پہلےاسے دیتا ہے.اور شادی کے ساڈی تقدیر نہ سہی،
ساڈے لفظاں وچ تاثیر نہ سہی:
کوئ بھول بھرم توقیر بعد واپس لے لیتا ہے.
اگر آپ جواب دیں گے توآپ کو50روپے کا بیلنس بھیجنہ سہی.

نالے وقت دے عالمگیر نہ سہی،
اسی ددر وفا دے پیکر ہاں،
چلو توں گا اگر آپ کو جواب چاہئے تو100 روپے کابیلنس بھیجنا پڑے گا..جواب دیرے وانگ امیر نہ سہی.و

کیڈے پیار دا میسج لکھیا اے ذرہ پڑھ تاں

کیڈے پیار دا میسج لکھیا اے ذرہ پڑھ تاں سئ ڈیلیٹ نہ کر.

خالی ڈیکھ تاں سئ ان باکس دے وچ بھانویں یار موبائیل اچ فیڈ نہ کر.

نہ آدھے سانوں کالاں کر ساڈے واسطے کاڈ خرید نہ کر.

مس کال چا ڈے اساں راضی ہاں ساتے خرچہ یار مزید نہ کر

اک رات دا جاگن بہت اوکھا

( وارث شاہ )
اک رات دا جاگن بہت اوکھا.
اک جاگدا دکھی بیمار راتی.
یا جاگدا چور تے ٹھگ راتی
یا جاگدا پہرے دار راتی.
یا جاگدا عشق دی رمض والا
یا جاگدا یار دا یار راتی.
وارث میاں سب سو جاندے.
بس جاگدا اک پروردگار راتی.

Besan ki roti

Besan ki roti
Lemon ka achaar
Doston ki khushi
Apnon ka pyar
Sawan ki rain
Kisi ka intezar
Mubarak ho aapko
Barish ki bahar
/ / / // / // /
Happy Rainy Day

Aaj tu buhat khush hoongay aap

Aaj tu buhat khush hoongay aap?
Kiyon k, barish jo ho rahi hai
aur barish main to
sab hi maindak khush hotay hain

Aansoo aa jate hain aankho main

‘Aansoo aa jate hain aankho main,
Par labon par hansi lani parti hai,
Yeh mohabbat bhe kya chezz ha,
Faraz,
Jiss se karte han ussi se chupani parti ha,’

hApPy //////rAINy “”””””/”///daY

‘///// //// /////
/////
.//” ////@@@////
/^”
“””””hApPy
//////rAINy
“”””””/”///daY/////
With
Pleasent
///”””gud” ///NOON/
///’

The rain may be falling

‘The rain may be falling hard outside,
But your smile makes it all alright.
I’m so glad that you’re my friend.
I know our friendship will never end.’

God didnt promise days without pain

God didnt promise days without pain,
laughter without sorrow, sun without rain,
but He did promise strength for the day,
comfort for the tears, and light for the way

When it rains, you dont see the sun

When it rains, you dont see the sun,
but its there.Hope we can be like that.
We dont always see each other,
but we will always be there

WELCOME TO MONSOON

” ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘
‘ ‘ , , rain!
, , U, , ,
/<

ShoWeRs of
Love, Luck, Blessings &
Happiness exclusively for U.
WELCOME TO MONSOON

Khilono ki Jagah

Khilono ki Jagah Ab Dilon Ko Torti Hai

K Guriya Ab Bari Hone Lagi Hai....

Barh kay Khareed Ley

Barh kay Khareed Ley, Koi Aisa Hai Yahan???
Meray Tamaam Khaawb Baraa-e-Farokht Hain…!

Tum aa jaate saqraat k aalam

Tum aa jaate.....saqraat k aalam se chuthkara mil jata
Bimaar ko arsaa huya Yaseen sunayi jaati hai

Jahanam ki zarurat kiya thi

Jahanam ki zarurat kiya thi Maula
Zameen per hijer jo rakha huya hai

Use Ab Bhool Jane Ka

Use Ab Bhool Jane Ka Irada Kar Lia Hai
Bharosa Ghaliban Khud Par Zeyada Kar Lia Hai

Kya karo gey

Kya karo gey? Hum say jawab-e-guftago lay kar
Keh jo diya teray hain,, faqat teray hain,, Bas teray hain

Tum Milo To Nijaaat Mil Jaaye

Tum Milo To Nijaaat Mil Jaaye

Roooz Jeeny, Rooz Marny Se............!

Kis tarha dekh rehay ho

Kis tarha dekh rehay ho
Tumhara apna hoon, Tasali rakho

Dukh Bol Raha Tha

Dukh Bol Raha Tha Bilkul Us Ke Lehjay Mein,

Phir Mein Ne Kaha Mat Bol Piya Ke Lehjay Mein

log aisy wafa se

log aisy wafa se darty hain..

jaisy bachy balaa se darty hain...

ab na ho Qabul to Qismat ki

ab na ho Qabul to Qismat ki baat hai

Ameen Keh rahe hain Woh meri DUA ke saath !!

Be Kaif Sahi, Be Rang Sah

Be Kaif Sahi, Be Rang Sahi, Ek Leher To Ab Bhi Aati Hai ......!!

Dil Laakh Shikasta Ho Mohsin, Yaadon Ka Bhulana Mushkil Hai

Apko sub se ziada sms send krne

1: Apko sub se ziada sms send krne waley ka naam?
Ans.

2: Apko preshan daikh kr kon ziada preshan hota hy?
Ans.

3: Apka ideal?
Ans.

4: Ap k 5 4nds k naam?
Ans.

5: Apke dushman ka naam?
Ans.

6: I m ur?
Ans.

7: U r my?

Fill it For me..

Fill it For me..

Colour For Me:- ?

Nick for me:- ?

Dress for me:- ?

Flower for me:- ?

Advice for me:- ?

Song for me:- ?

Tittel for me:- ?

Gift for me:- ?

When You 1st Talked To Me

When You 1st Talked
To Me
You Thought
I Was _____ ?
&
Now Im ______ ?

1.Naughty
2.innocent
3.smart
4.cute
5.dumb
6.loser
7.sober
8.lovable
9.proud
10.rude

Plz Fil This 4 Me

Plz Fil This 4 Me
Koi Achai:
Koi Burai:
1 Advice:
1 Rquest:
1 Wish:
1 Jhot:
1 Sach:
1 Umeed:
1 Bat Jo Pehle Kbi Na Kahi Ho
B Frank & True.
Plz..Ok Reply Me

Friendship diary

Name-
Niknme-
Dob-
City-
Bst Frnd-
Hero-
Heroin-
Dres-
Ambition-
U Luv-
U Hat-
U Trust-
U Fear-
Wrds4me-

Cheezain Jo Ap Meri Kabhi Na Bhool Sako

*) Cheezain Jo Ap Meri Kabhi Na Bhool Sako

1-
2-
3-


*) 3 Name Jis Se Tum Mujhe Bulao

1-
2-
3-

*) 3 Alfaz Mere Liye

1-
2-
3-

whats ur opinion abt romance

whats ur opinion abt romance?Fill it.
romantic words:

romantic song:

romantic gift:

romantic color:
rply iz must!

Questions about me

1. Whats Best In Me?
Ans:
2. Whats Bad In Me?
Ans:
3. Whats My Name In Your Cell?
Ans:
4. I Am Your?
Ans:
5. I Am Just Like A?
Ans:
6. What You Wish For Me?
Ans:

Choose one part of the tree

Choose one part of the tree
and find out intresting facts about ur attitude



Leaf

Branch

Stem

Root

Flower

Fruit

Do reply.

Answers :

Leaf: make friends for ur benefit

Branch:U hv 2 affairs

Stem: U r brave and riscky

Root: U care for others

Flower: U r proud of urself

Fruit: U love those who loves U.

Write the names of person

Write the names of person that comes 1st in ur mind for each question

Marry?
Kill?
Frnd?
Hate?
Love?
Unforgetable?
Best frnd?
First crush?

What You See In My Eyes

What You See In My Eyes ?

Cleverness ?

Naughtyness ?

Hope ?

Emotions ?

Deepness ?

Love ?

Quietness ?

Shyness ?

Loneliness ?

Praudness ?

Tumhara ek khuda ha

Tumhara ek khuda ha phir bi tum usay yad nhi krte

us ke kitne bande hen phir bi wo tum ko nhi bhulta ♥

Jab insan ko Dolat

“Jab insan ko
Dolat,
Taakat aur
Ikhtiyar mil jata hai to woh badalta nahi hai balky us ki asliyat samnay aa jati hai”

Some great people said

Some great people said.

BILL GATES :
. “If u born poor its not ur mistake, but if u die poor its ur mistake.”

ALEN STRIKE :
. “Don’t compare ur self with anyone in this world. If u do so, u r insulting ur self.”

MOTHER TERESA :
. “If u start judging people u wil be having no time to love them…”

Death is not Biggest Loss in Life

“Death is not Biggest Loss in Life.
the Biggest Loss is
When
Relations Die and we are
Alive”
So
Always Remain in Touch with Good Relations.

Always Find Time To Smile

“Don’t Take Life Too Serious, Always Find Time To Smile.
Remember, That Smile Not Adds Years To Your Life But
Adds More Life To Your Years…!”

A Fantastic Opportunity

Between Yesterday’s Mistakes &
Tomorrow’s Hope There Is A Fantastic Opportunity Called Today..!!
Assalam-O-Aalikum

Sometimes Situation Makes

Sometimes Situation Makes U To Hate Some1,
But Dont Hate That Person,
Just Hate That Situation.
Bcoz Nobody Is Bad, Situation Makes A Person Bad.

The word starts with

The word starts with ‘O’ but has the starting pronunciation of ‘V’?
.
IT IS THE SINGLE SUCH WORD IN THE ENTIRE ENGLISH DICTIONARY & IS VERY COMMON!
And The Ans is:
.
.
.
.
*ONE*

Send it to Ur friendz

Send it to Ur friendz
n rceive intrsting ans!

Mujhay koi like karay ga to kis wja se karay ga?

1. Smartness
2. Bolne ka style
3. Eyes ki wja sy
4. Libas
5. Chehra
6. Shakhsiat
7. Zahanat
8. Masumiat
9. Khubsurti
10. Sincerity
Reply me..

Choose one number

• Choose one number
  1
  2
  3
  4
  5
  6
  7
  8
  9
  10
  Jo number ap choz karen gy us number ka promise pura krna hoga,himmat hay to Reply karo.
• Answer:
  1: Pepsi.
  2: 50 ka load
  3: 100 ka card.
  4: 20 ka load.
  5: lovr name.
  6:.kiss
  7: .boy frnd ka no.
  8: call me
  9: 5.sms
  “Remember its a promise”

EXPERT DAY:

Me kis kaam main expert hoon???
1: Kisi ka dil jeetne me
2: Kisi ko dost banane me
3: Kisi ko khush karne me
4: Kisi ko pagal banane me
5: Kisi ka dil torne me
6: Kisi ko apna banane me
7: Kisi ko tapane me
8: Piyar se bat karne me
Reply me

hope you’re feeling better

I hope you’re feeling better,
I miss you every day.
I’m always thinking of you,
So this is what I say,
Get Well Soon!

Heard You Were Feeling

Heard You Were Feeling Out Of A Quack . . .
Hope You Are Up & Splashing Soon.

You Are Feeling Down

You Are Feeling Down And So Am I


With You Not Around.


Hope You Get Back In The


Swing Of Things Real Soon.

May The Little Flower

May The Little Flower,
Laying In Gloom,
Rise And Bloom,
Swaying Endlessly,
This Way And That Way,
Morn To Dusk,
Everyday. Get Well Soon!

“Get Well Soon”

If Wishes Were Flowers
I”D Send You A Big Bunch To Say….
“Get Well Soon”

You Mean A Lot To Me

You Mean A Lot To Me . . .
And So Does Your Health And Happiness . . .
So Here”S A Wish To Say . . .
& Take Good Care Of Yourself !!

Get well quick, u lazy bum

Get well quick, u lazy bum,
There’s lots of work to do.
If u stay sick, it’s more work for me,
And I’d rather it was for u.

I Very Well Know The Reason

I Very Well Know The Reason,
Why U R Taking Too Long To Recover,
U R Realy Being Nurse-D There.
Joke A Part, But Still,
Wishing U Speedy Recovery

Take good care of yourself

Take good care of yourself, friend.
We hope to see you up and
running and back at garden again.
The place just isn”t the same without you.

Shakespear Says:

“We Make 100 Mistakes Daily, But We Do Not Hate Ourslf…
Our Friend Make Only 1 Mistake & We Hate Him In 1 Second…”
Think.

Ek Genius Sardar

Ek Genius Sardar Ne Bill Gates Ko Khat Likha
Sir, Mujhe Kuch Sawal Poochne Hen
1. Keyboard K Letters Sahi Jaga Nahi Hen, Keyboard Ka Sahi Version Kab Ayega?
2. Windows Main START Ka Button Hy, STOP Ka Nahi
3. Hum Ms-Word Use Karte Hen, Mr-Word Kab Release Hoga?
4. Keyboard Main ANY KEY Ka Button Nahi to Computer Q Maangta Hy?
Aakhir Main ek Zati Sawal
5. Aap Ka Naam GATES Hai To Aap WINDOWS Q Banatay Hen?

Mohbt me Sharton ki Aadat nahi

Mohbt me Sharton ki Aadat nahi Hum ko
Hum aksr Sharten harra Dia krte hain
Na ulajhna kabi Hamari wafa se tum
K Aksar Log Hum pe DiL haar dia krte hain,.

Ujar Gaey Na Sar Se Paon Tak

Ujar Gaey Na Sar Se Paon Tak.
Karo
Karo
Or kro Mohabbat.

khat aik aur likh rakhon

Kasid ke ate ate khat aik aur likh rakhon
ma janta ho wo jo likhen ge jawb mai
kab se hon kiya btaon jahn-e-karb me
shab aye, hijar ko he rakhon gar hisab me
muj tak kab un ke bazam me ata tha door jo
saki ne kuch mila na deya ho sharab me
kafer na intazar me neend aye umer bar
ane ka ahad kar gy, aye jo khab me
Galib chute sharab magar ab be kabi kabi
peta ho roz-e-abre shab-e-mahtab mai.

Wo mujhay toot kar chahay ga

Wo mujhay toot kar chahay ga Or bhool jaaye ga
“”mujhay khabar na thi Usay ye hunar b aata hai

Khush Naseeb Ho Tum Jo Hum

Khush Naseeb Ho Tum Jo Hum Tumhen Itni Shidat Se Chahte Hain,
!!..JAN..!!
Warna Hum Wo Hain Jis K Khuwab Mein Bhi Log “Ejazat” Le Kar Aate Hain.

Hum ne sub kuch seekha

Hum ne sub kuch seekha.

1 na seekha to
DEEN.

hum ne sub kuch samjha

1 na samjha to
QURAN.

hum ne sub kuch apnaya

1 na apnai to
SUNNAT e NABVI

hum ne sub ko waqt dia

1 na dia to
NAMAZ ko.

hum ne har cheez ki tayari ki

1 na ki to
QABR/AKHRAT ki

hum ne sub ko to razi kia
magar

1 ko razi na kia wo hy.

..*"ALLAH"*..

Us Ko Manao

Wo Bohat Jaldi Man Jata hy

Jazak ALLAH,Subhan ALLAH,MASHA ALLAH.