Miss You SMS

Message: * some text missing* Sender:* Name Missing * *Number Missing *Sent: * Date missing * Missing U a lot thats y everything is missing....

look
the moon is looking at you!
see
stars are shining 4 u!
hear
birds are singing 2 u!
listen
my heart is saying to you..
“I MISS U”

“Value of relation”
is not that how much you feel happy with some one . .
But it is that
how much some one feels ALONE without you!

M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.
Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan.
O: Our life is just a good enough for us. Alhumdullah.
U: U are the lucky one in my world… gave me our sweet family.
LOVE YOU!

Nobody is right till somebody is wrong…
Nobody is weak till somebody is strong…
Nobody is lucky till love comes along…
Nobody is lonely till somebody is gone.
Missing U!

Marriage SMS

A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!

Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married. 
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didn't notice.

Shadi kernay aur mobile
kharidnay k baad aik hi baat
ka afsos hota hay kaash
thori dair aur ruk jaatay
to acha model mil jata.

“When a man holds a woman hands?”


When a man holds a woman’s hand
before marriage, it is love;                                                                                                                   after marriage it is self-defense.

Love SMS

Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful.

Frequency of my messages may b less…. But d time I remember U is more …. That’s why science says that frequency is inversely proportional to time………I Love U.

Some friends forget, some move away, some keep silent, some just change, but I am not one of them, I’m with you  and for you, just for two moments, NOW & ALWAYS…….

When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, coz broken hearts has never spare parts.

If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.

Kiss SMS

What kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u, KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends, KISS ON NECK=i want u, KISS ON LIPS=i love u, KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...lets not get carried away!

Kisses blown are kisses wasted. kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted. kisses spread germs and germs are hated. but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated.

Kissing you baby is my dream. I am strawberry & you are the cream. Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & i together babes is passion so extreme!

A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss is not a kiss unless its with tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.

Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga.

JOKES

HABIT never goes

if u remove H

A-BIT remains

If u remove A

BIT remains and

IF u remove B

It still remains.

So my habit of

scrapping u

will never go.

When I was a dog, and

your were a flower

I walked over you and 

gave you a shower!!

Ladka shaadi se pehle

SPIDERMAN

Sagai k Samay

SUPERMAN

Shadi k Samay

GENTLEMAN

Shadi k 10 saal baad

WATCHMAN

Shadi k 20 saal baad

DOBERMAN.

Summer Resort-

A place where girls

try to get husbands

and husbands 

try to get girls.

The difference between

marriage and death?

Dead people are

free atleast!

Insult SMS

If u see the moon, u can see the beauty of god.. If u see the Sun, u can see the power of god.

If u see the mirror, u can see the comedy of god!!

Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care! Hehehe. Now, you're smiling!

Press Down if u think u r MAD. 

I can't Believe u Did That! 

Again? 

For God Sake! LORD!! 

Why u Still Doing it? 

Truth is out now! 

MENTAL CASE!!

I just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….

I just miss u …..

Whenever i miss u ….

I just wanna See u ….

Do u know why…….

It’s juts because …………

******I LOVE CARTOONS*******

Taste this SMS

Did u feel da taste of ginger?

No?

Sure?

Well…..

BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

Independence Day SMS

SARE JAHANSE ACCHA HINDUSTA HUMARA...
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY..

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Happy Independence Day.

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Let’s Take Decision
To Value Our Nation
Won’t Forget Those Sacrifices,
Who Gave Us Freedom
Now Its Our Turn
To Have A Reformation.

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY. Lets Celebrate this Day& the Day that Gave Us the Freedom Of Thought, Action, Faith n Speech.

I WISH YOU ALL A HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
MAY OUR COUNTRY PROGRESS IN EVERYWHERE AND IN EVERYTHING
SO THAT THE WHOLE WORLD SHOULD HAVE PROUD ON US
HINDUSTAN JINDABAD.

Holi SMS

Lal, gulabi, neela, pila hathon me liya samet,

Holi ke din rangenge sajni, kar ke meethi bhent.

Pichkari ki Dhar,

Gulal ki bauchar,

Apno ka pyar,

Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.

Happy Holi!!!!

Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari, rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari,

kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli, aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI.

Rango ke tyohar mein sabhi rango ki ho bharmar,

Dher saari khushiyon se bhara ho aapka sansar,

Yahi dua hai bhagwan se hamari har bar,

Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar!

May God gift you all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of love and all other colors you want to paint in your life. Happy Holi.

Hindi SMS

Sharmaji aapko logone kyon mara. Sharmaji: Yar mari photo bus me gir gayithi, maine kaha madam sari upar kijiye nichese photo leni hai.

Thalam…. Ye aita sms he jo atthe bhale intaan ko totla kal deta he… Aap laat koshish kalo pil b aite hi paloge.. Taisa laga totla bante..? Ale wah!..

Redh pe nam kavi likhte nahi, redh pe likhe nam kavi tikte nahi, log kahte hai ki hum patthar dil hai, lekin patharope likhe nam kavi mit te nahi..

Sachi dosti bezuban hoti hai, yeh to ankho se bayan hoti hai, dosti me dard mile to kya, dukh dard me hi apne paraye ki pehechaan hoti hai…

Boy: Teri judaimey nind urti hai, Chayen khota hai, Jaan jati hai, Dil rota hai aur kuch kuch hota hai. Girl: Jald se jald Doctor ko dikhwale, isikohi SWINE FLU bolte hai.

Happy New Year SMS

HAPPY NEW YEAR 

Receive my simple gift of LOVE 

Wrapped with SINCERITY 

Tied with CARE & 

Sealed with BLESSINGS 

2 Keep u HAPPY & SAFE all the life long. 

HAPPY NEW YEAR....

Keep the smile, leave the tear, Think of joy, forget the fear... Hold the laugh, leave the pain, Be joyous , Coz its new year!HAPPY NEW YEAR.

New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations,

New is the resolution, new are the spirits and

Forever my warm wishes are for u.

Have a promising and fulfilling new year.

God Bless U N Keep U Safe Not Only Today But Throughout Life That is coming In Ur Way. May Year To Follow Be Among The Best U ve Ever Spend.

ONE GLASS WATER,

ONE GLASS BEER,

OH MY DEAR,

“HAPPY NEW YEAR”

Good Night SMS

sleepy msg for a sleepy person

from a sleepy friend

for a sleepy reason

at a sleepy time

on the sleepy day

in a sleepy mood

to say please sleep

“good night”.

Sun wouldn’t be red,

Sea wouldn’t be blue,

I wouldn’t be happy,

Without disturbing you!.

“Goodnight”.

I wish I could be

there to hold u tight,

instead of saying

this loving Good Night.

G-o to bed

O-ff the lights

O-ut of tensions

D-reams come

N-ice sleep

I-gnore worries

G-et up early

H-ave a nice day

T-hank God always.

Let the most beautiful

dream come to u tonight,

Let the sweetest person

come in ur dream tonight….

But dont make it a habit

bcoz I m not free every night.

Goodnight.

Good Morning SMS

A Morning is a Wonderful Blessing, Either Cloudy or Sunny.

It stands for Hope, giving us another start of what we call Life.

Have a Good Morning & Day.

Always ask GOD to give you what you deserve, Not what you desire.

Your desire may be few but you deserve a lot

Good Morning…

Every sunset gives us,

One day less to live!

But every sunrise give us,

One day more to hope!

So, hope for the best.

Good Day & Good Luck!

And Good Morning

God will not give u a burden u can’t handle.

So, if u find urself in a mess that’s impossible to resolve,

Take it as a compliment-god thinks u can do it!

Good morning.

It is a

S”imple”

M”ind touching”

I”nteractive”

L”ong lasting”

E”ffect which Wins the hearts..

Yes..Its your “SWEET SMILE”

So Keep smiling always, good morning!

Good Luck SMS

Har kamyabi pe apka nam hoga,

Apke har kadam pe duniya ka salam hoga,

Mushkilo ka samna himmat se karna,

Dua hai ek din waqt bhi apka gulam hoga...

Care for the one who shares with U,

Share with the one who knows U,

Know the one who misses U,

MISS the one who well wishes for U,

Wish u a very Good Luck!

Every sunset gives us one day less to live! But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope! So, hope for the best. Good Day & Good Luck!

The HOPE, The STRUGGLE and The HARD WORK towards a goal/ success is part of the rewards. Achieving goal itself is not the whole reward........ BEST WISHES

Care for the one who shares with u, share with the one who knows u, know the one who MISSES u, MISS the one who WELL WISHES for u, Wish u all the Best.

Get Well Soon SMS

You are feeling down

and so am i with u NOT around.

Hope you get back in

the swing of things real soon.

Get well quick, you lazy bum,

There's lots of work to do.

If you stay sick, it's more work for me,

And I'd rather it was for you.

I hope you're feeling better, 

I miss you every day.

I'm always thinking of you,

So this is what I say,

Get Well Soon!

May the little flowers lying in gloom,

Rise and bloom, swaying endlessly,

this way and that way,

morn to dusk everyday, Get well soon.

Just close ur eyes &

feel the bluish white rays of healing coming from god

&

pretend that u r b’come better & better

every moment,get well soon dear.

Funny SMS

Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, batein karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilwali se, AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE.

Dimag Jiska ... ICE,

Jivan Uska ... NICE.

Dil Jiska ... PURE,

Safalta Mile ... SURE.

Nazar Jiska ... CLEAR,

Wo Bane Sabka ... DEAR.

Pyar = Dukho Ka Bazar,

Premi = Dukho Ka Kharidar'

Premika = Dukho Ki Dukan,

Mata-Pita = Beech Ki Divar,

Bhai = Pitane Ko Taiyar'

Yahi He Pyar Ka "Big Bazzar"

Husband asks, do u know the meaning of wife. 

it means... - without - informtion - fighting - evrytime! 

Wife on hearng this says, it could also mean - with idiot for ever!

Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha.. 

par afsoos ke.... 

loan pass nahi hua...

Friendship SMS

6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND.

FRiEND in different lanaguages... 

Iranian - DOST 

German - FREUND 

Herbew - CHAVER 

French - AMi 

Pinoy - KAiBiGAN 

Dutch - VREND 

Mexican - AMiGO 

For me.. just simply "YOU".

Stars has 5 ends 

Square has 4 ends 

Trinagle has 3 ends 

Line has 2 ends 

but Circle of our friendship has no end...

For me U r as... Chees 4 pizza.. passport 4 visa... butter 4 bread.. ice 4 freezer.. cream 4 cake... water 4 lake.. leaf 4 tree.. a FRIEND like u is 4 ever 4 me..!!

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

Flirt SMS

A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding

if u read this, i m smart.. if u save this, u agree i m smart.. if u 4ward this, u r spreadin that i m smart.. if u delete this u r jealous...

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...

U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.

pyar na rahe to vafa kaun karega.dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.khuda salamat rakhe aapko varna bandar ki tarah uchhal kud kaun karega

Father's Day SMS

Every mother generally hopes that
her daughter will snag a better husband
than she managed to do…                                                                                                                                                   but                                                                                                                                                                             she’s certain that her boy will never
get as great a wife as his father did.

I know just the person who needs "101 Ways to Be a Great Dad". Don't
worry it isn't you! Happy Fathers'Day!

Dad, your guiding
hand on my shoulder
will remain with me forever.                                                                                                                                        Happy Father’s Day.

Some things are just better the way they are like you! Happy Fathers'Day!

So many wonderful moments we have spent together,
so many wonderful years in all kinds of weather,
thinking of u father brings memories to mind,
wonderful moments i ll treasure,
these you give me sincerely that’s why my dad ,
I love you so dearly.
Happy Father’s Day My dear dad.

Examination SMS

Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai

Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein

Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai

Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein

Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain

What is the true meaning of ‘Study’??

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S. Sleeping

T. Talking

U. Unlimited sms

D. Dreaming

Y. Yaani mast life

SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,

Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,

Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,

Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?

Student's Exam life

9 am- wake up

10am- Breakfast

11am- Thinking to score 80%

1pm- Lunch & den sleep

5pm-Tea

6pm- Thinking to score 60%

9pm-Dinner

10pm-Hey Bhagwan....buss pass kara de!!!

Exams ka saya hai,

exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?

duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,

par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!