Mere Din Raat Mushkil Mien
Sukoon Ik Pal Nai Mujh Ko....

Mohabbat Tars Kha Mujh pe
Mohabbat Chor Ja Mujh Ko......

Abhi Masroof Hoon

Abhi Masroof Hoon Kaafi Kabhi
Fursat Mein Sochun ga..,
Kay Tujh Ko Yaad Karne Mein Main
Kya Kya Bhool Jaata Hoon..!

Gair lagta hai na

Gair lagta hai na apno ki tarah milta hai,
Tu zamanay ki tarah mujko sataata kyon hai!

Waqt kay saath khayalaat badal jaatay hain,
Yeh haqeeqat hai magar mujko sunaata kyon hai!'

Kash mil jaiye kbhi

Kash mil jaiye kbhi khuwabon ki tabeer mjhe
Ankh khulte hi tujhe samne betha dekhun..!!

me raat ko r0ya to

me raat ko r0ya to bary chain se soya...
k dil ka zehr meri chashm e tr se nikla tha...

tommorow is my EXAM

MY ATTITUDE:

tommorow is my EXAM

But

I don’t CaRe BcoZ A SINGLE SHEET oF PapEr CANT DeCide My FUTURE….

Hit Like IF you Are Agree

Ek Main Or Ek Tu

Ek Main Or Ek Tu ^_^
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Baki sub ka fittay mu :P ;)

Haji Sahab Ka Beta

Haji Sahab Ka Beta Us K Pas Aya or Pocha:

Abba Me Paros Ki Larki K Sath Date Pe Ja Rha Hn,

Jaiz Hy?

Haji Sb: Nai

Beta: Q?

Haji: Ye Raz Apni Maa Ko Na Btana,

Wo Lrki Teri Behn Hy,

Mera Uski Maa K Sath Chaker Tha

Agle Din Bete Ne 2sri Prosan Ka

Or 3sry Din 3rd Prosan Ka Pocha

To Hr Bar Haji Ka Chakr Nikla

Tang A K Beta Maa K Pas Gea or

Rote Howe Sari Bat Btai

Maa Ne Bete Ko Piyar Kia

Or Boli: Ja Beta

Sb Se Date Maar,

Tu Kon sa Haji sahab ka beta hy.

Boy to girl - I love U....

Boy to girl - I love U....

Girl - I'm engaged & also have a boyfriend.!

Boy - (After long thinking)
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Dekh le,
Adjust ho jaye toh !! :p

1 no ka tharki

Types Of Kiss

Most Lovable Kiss: Mother's,
Sweetest Kiss: Girlfriend's,
Cute Kiss: Sister's,

Hottest Kiss: keep your lips on the bike silencer! Oyee Maa..

Newton's 1st Law

Newton's 1st Law of Kamina pan stats that, "Every kamina continues to do kaminapan unless or until a thappar or a sandal with a velocity of 200m/s hits his head coming from a lovely girl. This force is called be-ezzati, which is directly propotional to sharmindagi, but Beghairati remains constant;-)

Doctor Sahab Mera Beta Bike se

Amma :

Doctor Sahab Mera Beta
Bike se

Gir Gaya..

Doctor : I don't know Hindi Plz
tell me in English....

Amma : My Londa, Gironda from
Hero Honda,

Broken Haddi, Kar de Patti.

Mujhe aap k autographs chahiyen

Boy 2 Girl: Mujhe aap k autographs chahiyen.

Girl (Muskuraty huay)
Kahan pay?

Boy:
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NIKAH NAAMAY pay.

( ',')
/|\_ O Teri Khair
_/ \_
nawan style

Golden Words :

Golden Words :
Agar tum kisi ko chaho aur paa na sako ..
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To beta bhot be-izatti wali baat hai

Mat doondna mujhe

Mat doondna mujhe duniya ki tanhaai me kyon ki thand bahut hai Hum honge sirf aur sirf apni RAJAAI mein

Khuda kare k tumko

Khuda kare k tumko "JUDAI" na mile,
kabhi b tumko "TANHAI" na mile,
mujhe sMS na karo to kuch aisa ho,
k mausam ho sardi ka or tumhe "RAZAI" na mile

Mosam ne li angrai aur humne

Mosam ne li angrai aur humne li razai,
ice cream se hai larai,
mongphalli hai ghar main aai,

Cold drink say moun mor liye,

Coffee se nata jor liya.

Pop corn ki khushbo

Pop corn ki khushbo momphali ki bahar,

thand ka mosam aney ko hay tyaar, 

thodi si masti thoda sa pyar, 

mafler sweater rakho tayar. 

Happy winter season

Jin Par Falaq Nichawar, Qurban Chand Taaray

Jin Par Falaq Nichawar, Qurban Chand Taaray
Karbal Main Bhookay Pyaasay Thay Aamina Kay Pyaaray
Hai Koi Istarah Jo Haq Par Fida Hua Hai
Sajday Main Jiska Sar Bhi Tann Say Juda Hua Hai
Shabeer Nay Sar Ko Kataya Bachpan Ka Waada Nibhaya
Nabi Kay Waastay, Nabi Kay Waastay, Nabi Kay Waastay
Radi Allahu Unh
Sallal Laho Alaihi Wasalam

Nabi sallallahu alaih wasallam Ne Farmaya

Nabi sallallahu alaih wasallam Ne Farmaya

"HUSSAINO MINNI Wa-ANA MINAL-HUSSAIN"

meaning


("Hussain MUJHSE Hai Aur MAIN Hussain se Hu"
Tirmizi)

H.U.S.S.A.I.N

H:Hasraton ki akhri manzil

U:Ummidon ki panah gah

S:Sajda-e-Ishq ki intaha

S:Sabar ki intaha

A:Akhirat main bakhshish ka wahid rasta

I:Insaniat ki Darsgah

N:Nawasa-e-Rasool(S.A.W)

Jab Bhi Kabhi Zameer

Jab Bhi Kabhi Zameer
Ka Sauda Ho Dosto'n

Qayam Raho HUSSAIN
K Inkaar Ki Terha !!!

Youn Chup Se Na Raha karo,

” SUNO ”

Youn Chup Se Na Raha karo,

Youn Khamosh Se Jo Ho Jatey Ho,

Dil Ko Weham Sa Ho Jata Hai,

Kahein Khafa To Nahi Ho,

Kahein Udas To

Nahi Ho,

Tum Bolty Aachy Lagty Ho,

Tum Larty Aachy Lagty Ho,

Kabhi Shararat Se,

Kabhi Gussey Se,

Tum Haansty Aachy Lagty Ho

Koe shkwa ho koe shkyat ho hm sa kaha kro

Par u chup sa na raha kro’.

Wasal ki pehli shab Aur un ka

” Wasal ki pehli shab Aur un ka naaz se kehna mujh ko,

” Such Batao kaya karo ge shama Bujh jane ke baad.

Ghazal Likh Kar Main Dil Ki Baat Keh Deyti Hoon

    Ghazal Likh Kar Main Dil Ki Baat Keh Deyti Hoon

    Kaise Guzari Hai Meri Raat Keh Deyti Hoon

    Palkhein Becha Kar Jis Ka  Tha Intezaar Bohaat

    Wo Na Samjhe Mere Jazabat Keh Deyti Hoon

    Aaj Phir Jhoot Mujh Se Jeet Gaya

    Aaj Phir Hoyi Saach Ki Maat Keh Deyti Hoon

    Main Chahti Rahi Thi Jisko Deewanoon Ki Tarhan

    Ussney Bikheri Meri Zaat Keh Deyti Hoon

    Na Karein Ge Abb Bharoosa Kisi Rishtey Per Hum

    Yahi Saach Baaqi Jhooti Baat Keh Deyti Hoon

    Main To Hansti Rahi Thi Duniya Ko Deekhaney Ke Liye

    Meri Ankhoon Mein Thi Barsaath Keh Deyti Hoon

Mujhey na dijeeye khairaat

Mujhey na dijeeye khairaat ab ujalon ki,,,,,,,

Ab apney ap ko suraj bana chuka hu mein….

Qaid tha dil mein tera hi dard

Qaid tha dil mein tera hi dard taa-umr ke liye

Mar rahi thi har aarzoo dard ke Is safar main..!!

Yeh Bhi Acha Hai

Yeh Bhi Acha Hai Sirf Sunta Hai ..

DIL Agar Boltaa To Qayamat Hooti ..

tujh ko maloom b hai kitne

tujh ko maloom b hai kitne talabgar hain teri khushion k hum
poch un farishton se jo roz likhte hain dua meri aur naam tera !

Ye Seher Ye sard Hawa

Ye Seher Ye sard Hawa or Hijr ka Aalam

Guman Hota Ha Is baar December Maar dale ga

Aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:

Aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:

maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon
maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,


Tum ye msg parhne wale ko nai dekha abhi..

Titliyaan, Konplain, Rung-o-Boo Or Tu

Titliyaan, Konplain, Rung-o-Boo Or Tu,
Chaandni, Shaaeri Or Saboo Or Tu..

Daaman-e-koh k Manzar-e-khaab Mein,
Roshni ho Meray Chaarsoo Or Tu..
...
Sandli Sandli khaamshi Or Mein,
Makhmali Makhmali Guftgoo Or Tu..

Es Taraf Ishq ki Tashnagi Or Mein,
Us Taraf Husn ki Aab-e-Joo Or Tu..

Jis Taraf Dekhay aur kuch Bhi Nhin,
Sirf Main Or Main, Sirf Tu Or Tu..

Tu khamosh kiun hai ye to

Tu khamosh kiun hai ye to maloom nhi magar

Dil doob sa jata hay jub tum baat nhi krte..

Har Taraf Raah Main Thay

Har Taraf Raah Main Thay Kaanty Bichay Huay…..

Mujh Ko Teri Talab Thi, Guzarte Chale Gaye…..

Khali hathoon ko kabhi gaur

Khali hathoon ko kabhi gaur se dekha hai Faraz…..

kis tarah log lakeeron say nikal jaatay hain……. !

Jaan-o-dil, hosh-o-khirad

Jaan-o-dil, hosh-o-khirad, sabr-o-qarar tou lay chukay,

Aur bhi kuchh hai tumhai’n darkaar, k bas….???

Ajeeb Rishtay Hein ye Chahtoon K

Ajeeb Rishtay Hein ye Chahtoon K Beech.
“WASI ”
Koi Kisi Ka Sab Kuch Hai Aur
Koi Kisi Ka “KUCH B NAHI”.

Ek Bat To Batao

Ek Bat To Batao Pata Karwa k
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Ye Altaf Bhai Jalsay K Liye Package Konsa Karwata Hai.??

1st ashray ki dua

Examz se 1 month pehle aane wale 

1st ashray ki dua: 

Ae Allah aaj se padhne ka irada kr rha hn, meri madad krna

2nd ashre ki dua:
Allah jo sawal mein yaad kron sirf wo imthan me aaye’n

Aakhri ashre ki dua:
Ae Allah is bar pass kra de agli bar khoob dil laga k parho’n ga.. ;->

University Ki Larkiyan Hain

Arz Kya Hai:

University Ki Larkiyan Hain Kuch Naraz.

Wah Wah Wah

University Ki Larkiyan Hain Kuch Naraz.

Kyon K

B.A Kar K Chala Gaya Hai Faraz… :-)

Zindgi Mein Na Rehti Judai

Zindgi Mein Na Rehti Judai

To Yaad Na Krta Kisi Ko Koi,

Pr Acha Kiya KHUDA Ne Banai Judai
Q
K
Judai Se Hi Samajh Aati Hai
“RISHTON KI GEHRAI”

Height Of Common Sense..!!

Height Of Common Sense..!!

Teacher:
Jab Bijli Chamkti Hai To
Hum Ko Roshni Pehley Or
 Awaz Baad Mein Q Aati Hai?

Pathan:
Q K Hmari Ankhein Agey Hain

Or Kaan Peechey..=P:-D   

Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life

Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life..
1)Please don’t Disturb I Want to Study!
2)No Class,Den Lets Go 2 Library!

&

D Best 1 is:
3)Sir,I Have a Question!!!! :-)

Wife Gana gaa rahi thi

Wife Gana gaa rahi thi
Husband:
Jab tum Gati ho to Lgta he Indra Gandhi ga rhi ho
Wife:
Lekin Usay to Gana hi nahi ata tha

Husband:
Te Anni diye tenu kera anda Ay

Sadyon Se Ik Sapna Hai

Sadyon Se Ik Sapna Hai,
Kaho Pura Karogay Tum,
Bhool Jao Mere Siwa Sab Kuch,
Kaho Aisa Karo Gay Tum,
Nahi Kuh Aur Tamana Ab,
K Bas Mere Ho Jao Tum,
Kabhi na Chor K Jao Gay,
Kaho Aisa Karo Gay Tum,
Faqt Ik Lafz Sun'ne Ko,
Kahin Barso Tarsa Hun,
Mujhe Apna Bana Lo Tum,
Kaho Aisa Karo Gay Tum....!!!

Suno Ladki Abhi Tum Ishq Mat Karna

Suno Ladki....
Abhi Tum Ishq Mat Karna,
Abhi Gudiya Se Khelo Tum,
Tumhari Umar Hi Kya Hai,
Faqat Satrah Baras Ki Ho,
Abhi Masoom Bachi Hai,
Nahi Malum Abhi Tumko,
Ke Jab Ye Ishq Hota Hai,
To Insaan Kitna Rota Hai,
Sitaare Toot Jaate Hai,
Saharae Chhut Jaate Hai,
Abhi Tumne Nahi Dekha,
Ke Jab Sathi Bichadte Hai
To Kitna Dard Milta Hai,
Ke Har Farqat Ke Mausam Mein
Hazaron Gum Ubharte Hai,
Hazaron Zakhm Khulte Hai,

Suno Ladki...
Meri Mano
Padhai Par Tawajo Do,
Kitabon Mein Gulabon Ko
Kabhi Bhoole Se Mat Rakhna,
Kitabein Jab Bhi Khologi,
Ye Kaanto Ki Tarah Dil Mein
Chubhenge Khun Bahenge,
Tumhe Pehron Satayenge,
Kisiko Khat Nai Likhna,
Likhayi Pakdi Jaati Hai,
Badi Ruswai Hoti Hai,
Kisiko Phone Mat Karna,
Sadayein Dil Dukhati Hai,
Wo Awazein Satati Hai,
Meri Nazmein Nahi Padhna,
Ye Mehshar Utha Dengi,
Tumhe Pagal Bana Dengi,

Suno Ladki...
Meri Mano
Apni Takdeer Se Tum
Khulke Mat Ladna
Abhi Gudia Se Khelo Tum,
Abhi Tum Ishq Mat Karna...

Hum To Uski Har Khwaish

Hum To Uski Har Khwaish Puri Karne Ka Wada Kar Bethy

faraz

Humein Kya Pta Humein Chorna B Uski Ek Khwaish Thi.

Woh jo roop zere naqab tha

Woh jo roop zere naqab tha,
Usay dekhna mera khuwab tha,
Jo mila tha hijr ki shakal mein,
Meri chahaton ka azaab tha,
Ye sawaal tha k mila karo
,Na mila karo ye jawaab tha!
Jise dekh ker main tarrap utthi,
Teri aankh mein wo hijaab tha,
Mere pas thi meri tishnagi,
Tere pass jaame sharaab tha,
Tera payar tha meri shaiyeri,
Tera ishq meri kitaab tha.

دیکھا پلٹ کے اُس نے کہ حسرت اُسے بھی تھی

دیکھا پلٹ کے اُس نے کہ حسرت اُسے بھی تھی
ہم جِس پہ مِٹ گئے تھے، مُحبت اُسے بھی تھی

چُپ ہو گیا تھا دیکھ کر وہ بھی اِدھر اُدھر
دنیا سے میری طرح شکایت اُسے بھی تھی
...
یہ سوچ کر اندھیرے گلے سے لگا لیے
راتوں کو جاگنے کی جو عادت اُسے بھی تھی

وہ رو دیا تھا مجھ کو پریشان دیکھ کر
اُس دن کُھلا کہ میری ضرورت اُسے بھی تھی

اُن پتھروں کے ساتھ نِبھانی پڑی اُسے
جِن سے فقط مُجھے نہیں نفرت اُسے بھی تھی

شہرِ محبت ، ہجر کا موسم ، عہدِ وفا اور میں

شہرِ محبت ، ہجر کا موسم ، عہدِ وفا اور میں
تو تو اس بستی سے خوش خوش چلا گیا، اور میں

تو جو نہ ہو تو جیسے سب کو چپ لگ جاتی ہے
آپس میں کیا باتیں کرتے رات ، دیا اور میں
...
سیرِ چمن عادت تھی پہلے اب مجبوری ہے
تیری تلاش میں چل پڑتے ہیں باد صبا اورمیں

جس کو دیکھو تیری ہو میں پاگل پھرتا ہے
ورنہ ہم مشرب تو نہیں تھے خلقِ خدا اور میں

ایک زمانے بعد فراز یہ شعر کہے میں نے
اک مدت سے ملے نہیں ہیں یار مرا اور میں

کبھی مجھ سے خفا

کبھی مجھ سے راضی کبھی مجھ سے خفا

زندگی بتا تو میری کیا لگتی ہے ...

Dil ko kahan qabool

Dil ko kahan qabool riwajon k faisly.............
dil to muhabbaton k qabeelay ka fard hai !!!

Bashar Ki Sar Bulandi Me Bhi Koi

!!Allama Iqbal!!

!! Bashar Ki Sar Bulandi Me Bhi Koi Raaz Hota Hai !!

!! Jo Sir De De Sar-e-Maidan Wohi Sar SarFaraz Hota Hai !!

!! Jahan Pe Khtam Hoti Hein Hudood-e , AQL-e-Insani !!

!!Wahan Se

" MUHAMMAD (P.B.U.H)"
Ki '"SHAN"' Ka Aghaz Hota Hai.

Names 0f Hazrat MOHAMMAD(S.A.A.W)

Names 0f Hazrat MOHAMMAD(S.A.A.W)
1- In Quran
[Mohammad & Ahmed]
2- In Zaboor
[Aaqib]
3- In Toraat
[Maaz]
4- In Bible
[Farqaleet]
6- In Sky
[Mujtaba]
7- In Earth
[Mo'azzam]
8- Ambiy Call Him
[Abdul Wahab]
9- Malaika Call Him
[Abdul Hameed]
10- ALLAH (S.W.T) calls
Him as
[Yaseen]
Beautiful And Lovely Msg For
All PROPHET(P.B.U.H) LOVERS

Mera Dil Mobile Hai Aur Tum

B0y:
Mera Dil Mobile Hai Aur Tum Uski Sim Ho.
Girl:
Aik Bat Poocho ?
Boy:
Ha Poocho.
Girl:
Tumhara
Mobile Dual Sim Wala Tu Nahi Hai ?

Atif Aslam Live In An Exam

Atif Aslam Live In An Exam
Kuch Is Tarah…


Teri Copy, Meri Copy Se Miladay,


Answer Teray…Saaray Mujhay Paper Pe Chapa Day,


Tu Her Ghari Her Waqt Sir K Sath Raha Hai,


Han Yeh Jism Bloody Fool Abhi Kaanp Raha Hai,


Jo Solution Hain Ye Teray…Unhain Tu Mera Pata Dey!


Kuch Is tarhan Tera Paper Mere Paper se Milade

A Good Teacher Is Who

A Good Teacher Is Who
Tells To Study Hard...

But,,

A Best Teacher Is Who
Stands Outside D
Examination Hall N Shouts. . .

"OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE
APNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO..."

Jao beta meray leay 1 glass pani lay ao

Father:Jao beta meray leay 1 glass pani lay ao,

Beta:Abu mai nae ja sakta mai game khail raha hu,

Dosra Beta:Chorye ABU yeh to hai he batameez.......

AAP KHUD JA K PEE LAIN........

Dear facebook.

Dear facebook..
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Plz stop suggesting me such beautiful girls...
It realy hurt when i can't add them..! :(

sincerely..
Blocked users! :P:P:P

Zindgi Kat Gai Manate Hue

Zindgi Kat Gai Manate Hue
Ab Irada Hai Rooth Jane KA

20 saal qaid ki saza ho gai.

2 larkiyon ko 20 saal qaid ki saza ho gai.
20 saal 1 sath jail mein guzarne k bad jab 2no riha hoi to dono ne muskurate hove kaha....
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Chalo ab baqi batain ghar pohanch kar karte hain. :-D

bohat piyar aata hay tum’per

Main ne’kaha k’bohat piyar aata hay tum’per…!

Møhsin.

“wo’muskura k’bola aur tumhein aata he kia hay.

bohat piyar aata hay tum’per

Main ne’kaha k’bohat piyar aata hay tum’per…!

Møhsin.

“wo’muskura k’bola aur tumhein aata he kia hay.

CaN YoU Do mE A FaVoR ??

CaN YoU Do mE A FaVoR ??
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StAnD In fRoNt oF My cAr ,

i nEeD To tEsT My bRaKeS ;P ;D

Phatan to Bill Gates

Phatan to Bill Gates:
Wo yaara tum bi kamal ka admi ho!

GATES:
WHY?
... ... ...
Phatan:
Khocha Tum ne naam GATES rkha howa hai.,
or
Kaam tum WINDOWS ka karta hy... ;)

Nafrat ho jayegi Tumhe

Nafrat ho jayegi Tumhe is duniya se
Mohabbat kisi se Beshumar kar ke dekhna..