Diwali SMS

Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli,

deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan,

Sabko Bhaye, "Happy Diwali"

With gleam of Diyas

And the Echo of the Chants

May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life

Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!

Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,

Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka.... Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,

Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho...

Happy Diwali

Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga,

Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga,

Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj, Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye

Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye...

Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,

Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai.

Happy Diwali.

Christmas SMS

Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end; the splendor of Christ's humble birth, the love of friend for friend.

Have an icy-icy CHRISTMAS,with BUTTERING MSGs,CHOCLATY CALLS,CREAMY THOUGHTS,FRUITY FUNS,WID PLUMPY PLAYS&JUMPY JOYS.MERRY CHRISTMAS.

If a big fat old man cums 2u at nyt n tries2 put u in a bag, pls coprate him,He iz SANTA.I have askd him u as my CHRISTMAS gift!Mary-Cristmas.

For thy lord

your God had made it possible for u

to see the month of December!

So shall all impossibility in your will be possible!

Wishing u merry x-mas!!

Christmas may be many things 

or it may be a few. 

For you, the joy 

is each new toy; 

for me; 

it’s watching U.

Birthday SMS

Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more... Happy birthday...

Your birthday is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remember me when u certainly make it a big affair and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!

Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday.

Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in your life 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY”.

Bengali SMS

Pata jharar bela, Purono hobe sesh. Kichu katha, kichu bather roye jabe resh; Puraton sore jabe natun er vire, Tabu kichu sriti rabe “ Moner Govire”.

Bondhu mane agamir sathi, ektu ektu rag, bondhu mane sukh dukhkho 50 – 50 vag; bondhu mane chokher kone ektu khani jol, bondhu mane jokhon – tokhon SMS ba Missed Call…

Joto bhalobasa peyechi tomar kach thake;

Dustu aii mon chai aro besi pete;

ki jani tomar modhe ki achhe;

ke mon chai tomake aro besi kore kache pete.!!

bhalobashi tomai ami,bhalobeshe tomai korchi ami paglami. tomai sms pathate amar lage bhalo,tumi amar jibone ondhokarer alo!!

Rater Akase takale dakhi lokkho Tarar mela, 

Ak Chad ka ghira e jano tader joto khela, 

Bondo onek pawa jai baralay hat, 

Amar kacha tui ja Bondo..Oi Akaser e Chad!!

ASCII SMS

I
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U
Bcoz
You
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Come here, take off ur pants+get on top of me. Enjoy urself until u r fully statisfied.

Lovingly urs,
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It is not MEASURED by how TALL it could be,
but how deeply the roots have grown

April Fool SMS

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...

I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
theek kaha na ?
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R.

U are a BITCH
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious
r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN.

A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J – JOKING

Anniversary SMS

I LOVE U are words just three,

which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.

so this is what i want to say,

live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!

That special day is here again The day we took our vows You're just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover.

I'm sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it's true,On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!

On this special day,

best wishes go to you,

that this wonderful love u share,

lasts ur lifetime through.

Happy anniversary to you my Love

To the beautiful couple in all the land,

May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.

Happy Anniversary

Duniya kitni choti si hy

Duniya kitni choti si hy na...
Tum pe aak ruk si gayi hy..!

Heights of coolness

Heights of coolness....... !!!

Two best friends coming out of the examination
hall with chips and coke in hands..
.
First friend: Which paper was it??
Second friend: I guess it was maths...not sure:P .
.
1st: (surprisingly): You read the question paper??

2nd: NO..! I saw a girl sitting besides me using a
calculator :P:P

bus mukhtasar Suno

Aaj Taweel nahi, bus mukhtasar Suno

Moasam Haseen hai Lakin tm jesa nahi

Moral of Karan Johar Movies

Moral of Karan Johar
Movies...!
.
.
1.Kuch Kuch Hota Hai : Love ur
friend.

2. Kabhi Khushi Kabhi
Gham :Love ur Family.

3. Kal ho naa ho : Love ur
Neighbour.

4. Kabhi Alvida na Kehna :Love
Others Wives.

5. Student of The Year : Love
ur buddy's GF !

easy to give to those who give back

"Its easy to give to those who give back. The real test of love is to give to those who can

give you nothing in return."