REAL LOVE:

REAL LOVE:
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Garmi mein boy ne jab Pasina
GF
ke duptte se pocha to wo
boli:"Dupatta Ganda na karo,
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Aur Jab usne Maa ke Aanchal se
poncha to Maa boli:"Ye Ganda
hai, Saaf deti hu... :))
I Love You Amaa

Sirf Mohabatt he nahi dard ka sabab

Sirf Mohabatt he nahi dard ka sabab..
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Kambakht sunday k bad monday b bohat takleef deta hai

What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge

Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane.
You drop one outside. How many are left?
Applicant: That's easy, 499

Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.

Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Take the elephant out.
Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.

Interviewer: It's lion's birthday,
all the animals are there except one, why?
Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.

Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Applicant: She just crosses it
because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.

Interviewer: Last question.
In the end the old lady still died, Why?

Applicant: Err....I guess she drowned?
Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick. You may leave now.

Arey ullu k pathe us mein farak kya hai?

Dad: "Tujhe school se kyun nikala...??
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Pappu: "Sir ne pucha 2 aur 3 kitne hote hain, main bola 5..
Phir pucha aur..3 aur 2...????
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Dad: "Arey ullu k pathe us mein farak kya hai...??
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Pappu : "Exactly, maine bhi ye hi bola thaa...ki "Arey ullu k pathe us mein farak kya hai."

kanjus ki shaadi

EK kanjus ek dusre kanjus ki shaadi mein gaya.

shaadi waale ghar k 2 Darwaze theyy,
1 pe Rishtedar, dusre pe Dost likha tha.

kanjus, Dost wale darwaze se enter huwa.

Aage phir 2 darwaze theyy,
1 pe Ladies dosre pe Gents likha tha.
kanjus, Gents wale darwaze se enter hua.

Wahan 2 aur darwaze theyy.
1 pe Gift dene wala, doosre pe Bina gift wala likha tha.

kanjus Bina giftwaale darwaze mein enter ho gaya!
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Jab dekha to kanjus, bahar gali me khada tha!

Aurrr wahan likha tha: 'Sharm to nhi aa rahi hogi ?

Sweet & Simple Thought

Sweet & Simple Thought:
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“Love is invisible But
can’t be hidden”
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” Don’t Spoil life in LOVE, But 'Don’t miss LOVE in life”

Plz pray for my condition

Plz pray for my condition
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Em getting day by day more nd more...
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Masha Allah

Pretty!!

Attractive!!!

Cute!!

Sweet!!

Beautiful!! :P ;)

What is breakup??

What is breakup??
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When a jaan becomes jaanwar:-D:-@..
And a cutiie bec0me kuttiie