JOKES

HABIT never goes

if u remove H

A-BIT remains

If u remove A

BIT remains and

IF u remove B

It still remains.

So my habit of

scrapping u

will never go.

When I was a dog, and

your were a flower

I walked over you and 

gave you a shower!!

Ladka shaadi se pehle

SPIDERMAN

Sagai k Samay

SUPERMAN

Shadi k Samay

GENTLEMAN

Shadi k 10 saal baad

WATCHMAN

Shadi k 20 saal baad

DOBERMAN.

Summer Resort-

A place where girls

try to get husbands

and husbands 

try to get girls.

The difference between

marriage and death?

Dead people are

free atleast!