Sharmaji aapko logone kyon mara. Sharmaji: Yar mari photo bus me gir gayithi, maine kaha madam sari upar kijiye nichese photo leni hai.
Thalam…. Ye aita sms he jo atthe bhale intaan ko totla kal deta he… Aap laat koshish kalo pil b aite hi paloge.. Taisa laga totla bante..? Ale wah!..
Redh pe nam kavi likhte nahi, redh pe likhe nam kavi tikte nahi, log kahte hai ki hum patthar dil hai, lekin patharope likhe nam kavi mit te nahi..
Sachi dosti bezuban hoti hai, yeh to ankho se bayan hoti hai, dosti me dard mile to kya, dukh dard me hi apne paraye ki pehechaan hoti hai…
Boy: Teri judaimey nind urti hai, Chayen khota hai, Jaan jati hai, Dil rota hai aur kuch kuch hota hai. Girl: Jald se jald Doctor ko dikhwale, isikohi SWINE FLU bolte hai.
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