1 kainaat 9 seyaray

1 kainaat

9 seyaray

214 Mulk

809 jazeeray

7 Samander

8 billion log

... Lekin

misbah phir b Pakistan k hisse me aya

Kya mazaaq hy Yaar.

Dear Boys If You Think

Dear Boys,

If You Think ..

Your Father, Mother, Teacher, Brother Or Sister Are Harsh & Strict With You ..
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Then ..

Wait For A WIFE ..

You Would Love Them All .. :P

Teacher : 1 book + 1 book

Teacher : 1 book + 1 book ?

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Student : 2 books

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Teacher : 2 books + 2 books

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Student: 4 books

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Teacher: 1,789,345 books + 23,658,298 books ?

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Student : LIBRARY..!! ;-) :-P :D

I have taught your children

Dear parents, I have taught your children more than you can imagine .
Sincerely
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The internet :p :D

Do u know that?

99.9% Girls Fail To Give The Answer Of This Question
And Now Its Your Turn
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Whats Your Cell Number ? :D

Science kehta hai k pani boil

Science kehta hai k pani boil
karne se germs mar jaate hain.....
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Par science ko ye nahi pata k
germs ki dead bodies
to pani me hi reh jati hai....
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"kasam se bachpan se hi genious hun, lekin kabhi show nhe
kiya";) :D :D :D

HEART T0UCH!NG ST0RY

HEART T0UCH!NG ST0RY

A b0y l0ved a girl but never pr0p0sed her. 0ne day he
decided t0 tell her at 1:00 am at night.

He type: "i L0VE y0u"

And sent !t, after a few sec0nds he g0t a msg but he dec!ded t0 see it the next day f0r surprise and slept.

Next day, he read the msg and becme s0 sh0kd bcoz
!t was wr!tten:

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Dear cust0mer, msg sndng failed due t0
insuficient balnce. Please recharge ur acc0unt :-D :-D

O Waqt Bara Acha c

O Waqt Bara Acha c.

Jadon Main Nika Bacha Si,

Goliyan Tofiyan Khanda C.

Nikkar Kachay Panda C.

hafty baad nahanda c

na waal shaal Baranda c

cycle nikki pajanda c,

tey raceaan gaddi naal laanda c,

Na lokan Di Tension C.

Na Abbay Di Laggi Pension C.

Na Kurriyan Da Rola C.

Ishq Da Kam V Zara Hola C.

Aalo Cholay Khanda C.

Jampan Shampa Landa C.

Abby Ko Kot V Khanda C.

Tay Fer V Hasda Rehnda c.

O Wakat V bara Acha c.

Jadon Main Nikka Bacha C.

Types Of Kiss

Most Lovable Kiss: Mother's,
Sweetest Kiss: Girlfriend's,
Cute Kiss: Sister's,

Hottest Kiss: keep your lips on the bike silencer! Oyee Maa..

Me Sleep With Dad Last Night

EnGLish Class. . .

Kid: Me Sleep With Dad Last Night...

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TeaCher Corrected: No BeTa, I Slept With Dad Last Night....

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Kid: Aap MeRe Sone k Baad Aai hOnGi...!!! :P:P

Tere Bukhshe Hue Gham

Tere Bukhshe Hue Gham Ka Karishma Hai Ke Ab
Mujhe Har Gham Apne Mayar Se Kam Lagta Hai

Na jaane kitni shikayatein thin

Na jaane kitni shikayatein thin,
na jane kitne gile the. ....
....... Jo t um ko dekha to...
Bhool bethe....
. sawal saare
jawab saare.....

Main apne daman mein chupa loon tujh ko

Main apne daman mein chupa loon tujh ko.

Dil karta hai apna bana loon tujh ko.

Mar k bhi na toote ye rishta humara.

Is tarha se apni Rooh mein sama loon tujh ko.

Apni baahon mein is tarah sey le loon.

K phir na baahon se nikalon tujh ko.

Tere pyar ne mujhe har cheez se ghafil kar diya.

Ab dil karta hai tujh se chura lon tujh ko.

Tere beghair ab G nahi sakte

Mere Paas Baitho ye samjha don tujh ko....!!

Hontho se pyar ke fasane nahin aate

Hontho se pyar ke fasane nahin aate,
sahil pe samandar ke moti nahin ate,
lelo abhi zindagi mein dosti ka maza,
phir laut ke hum jaise dewane nahin aate…

Kabhi Zindagi Sey Gila Kar Ke Roye

Kabhi Zindagi Sey Gila Kar Ke Roye,
Kabhi Mout Ki Hum Dua Kar K Roye,

Ajab Silsila Hay Namaz E Muhabbat Ka,
Ada Kar K Roye.. Qaza Kar K Roye..♥ =(

Sawal Ye Tha K Husn e Yaar

Sawal Ye Tha K Husn e Yaar Kesa Hai

Jawab Aya K Uska koi Jawab nahi...........

Dhoondo Ge ujre rishtoon me

Dhoondo Ge ujre rishtoon me wafa ke Khazane ,
Tum mere baad meri mohabbat ka Ehtraam karoge

Yeh udaas shamein meri tanhai

Yeh udaas shamein meri tanhai ko aisa urooj bakshti hein…!
“TABISH….”
mujhey phr wohi ik wohi, Buss wohi, shaks  yaad aata he. . .

Har ek Nabi ne ALLAH ko chaha

Har ek Nabi ne ALLAH ko chaha,
ALLAH ne khud Mustafa ko chaha,
Nabi par bhejo har waqt (Darood-O-Salaam),
K Nabi ne hamesha apni Ummat ko chaha.
SUBHAN ALLAH

why GOD create eyes in pair

“HEART”
why GOD create eyes in pair,
Lips in pair,
Hands in pair,
Legs in pair
But
HEART is single
Its just bcoz,u find a heart of ur choice & make a pair.

Mental hospital ka doctor apni

Mental hospital ka doctor apni wife ko kehta hai: Pagalon ke saath reh reh kar mein aadha pagal toh ho hi gaya hoon.

Wife: Kabhi koi kaam poora bhi kar liya karo.

Ek American nai ek Swami se bola

Ek American nai ek Swami se bola,

Hamare yaha shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.

Is par Swami bola kamal hai,

Hamare yaha to sirf female se hoti hai.

Santa train ki patri par

Santa train ki patri par so gaya…

Banta: Train aayegi toh mar jayega!

Santa: Plane upar se gaya kuch nahi hua to train kya cheez hai.

Apka weight kitna hai

Dr: Apka weight kitna hai?

Patient: Chashme ke sath 75 kgs.

Dr: Aur bina chashme ke?

Patient: Woh bina chasme ke toh mujhe dikhta hi nahi

Rabri tum meri CHAND ho

Laloo – Rabri tum meri CHAND ho

Rabri – Na ji hamko CHAND-VAND mat kahiye,

Yeh sasura America wale roz chand par chadhte hai.

Chalo na car me kahin

Wife: Chalo na car me kahin ghumne chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi.

Huband: Agar tum car drive karogi to jayenge car me, ayenge akhbaar me…

Neend or Sustee Hamaree

Neend or Sustee Hamaree Dushman hain

(Allama Iqbal)

Hamain Apnay dushman sy bhi piar karna chahiay

(Quaid-e-Azam)

Ab Batao Banda baba ki manay ya Chacha ki.!!!!!…

Gulaab Aankhen Sharab Ankhen

Gulaab Aankhen Sharab Ankhen

Yehi To Hein La-jawab Aankhen

Inhi Me Ulfat Inhi Me Nafrat

Sawab Aankhen Azab Aankhen

Kbhi Nazar Me Bala Ki Shokhi

Kbhi Sarapa Hijab Aankhen

Kbhi Chhupaati Hain Raaz Dil K

Kbhi Hain Dil Ki Kitab Aankhen

Kisi Ny Daikhi To Jheeel Jaisi

Kisi Ny Paeen Saraab Aankhen

Wo Aaye To Log Mujh Se Bolay

Hazoor Aankhen Janab Aankhen

Ajab Tha Guftagu Ka Aalam

Sawal Koi Jawab Aankhen

Yeh Mast Mast be-Misaal Ankhen

Nashy Se Hr Dam Nidhal Ankhen

Uthain To Hosh-o-Hawaas Cheenain

Giren To Kr Dain kamal Ankhen

Koi Hai Inn K Karam Ka Talib

Kisi Ka Shoq-e-Wisaal Ankhen

Na Yun Jalain Na Yun Satain

Karen To Kuch Yeh Khayal Ankhen

Hain Jeeny Ka Ik Bahana Yaro

Yeh Rooh Parwar Jamal Ankhen

Daraaz Palken Wisal Ankhen

Musawari Ka Kamal Ankhen

Sharab Rab Ne Haram Kr Di

Magar Q Rakhin ye Halal Ankhen

Hazaron In Se Qatal Huey

Khuda K Bandhy Sambhal Ankhen……!

Agr Aap k Bachay Ziyada

Agr Aap k Bachay Ziyada Matti Khatay hyn to,

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To Unhein Thori Cement b Khila dein,

Bunyaad Pakki ho Jaye gi.

Zubaida appa aarz krti he

Zubaida appa aarz krti he

Mere dil k bavarchi khanay ma teri yad ka cholha jalta hai..

…Wah Wah…

kia Sher hai.

Zra ghor kren.

Mere Dil k bavarchi khany me teri yad ka cholha jalta hai,

Tere ishq k pakoray pakty hain jis ma SHAN masala dalta hai..

(‘.’)/ Oye Hoye

_| \_ loot lia

Aapa.

JAHANNUM KI WADI

 "Jahannum main 1 wadi hai Jis ka Naam 'WAIEL' hai, agar is main Pahaar (Mountain) Dalay jaen to Wo Bhi iske Garmi say Peghal jaen aur Ye un Logon ka Thikana hai Jo Namaz main Susti krtay aur Waqt k bad Qaza kr k parhtay hain magar ye k wo apni Kotahi pr Nadim hon aur Bargah E Khudawandi 'Azzawajl' main Toba kren".

(KITAB UL KABAIR,PAGE#19, Daar Maktaba Tul Hayat Berot

:: G o l d e n - W o r d s ::

انسان کو ایمان کا مزا اس وقت تک نہیں ملتا جب تک وہ جھوٹ کو ترک نہ کر دے، حقیقی طور پر بھی اور مذاق کے طور پر بھی.

One can't have the true feeling of Islam unless he abandons lie intentionally or in terms of joke.

Aao namaz qaim kr k apni

Fajar= Noor

Zohar= dolat

Asar= sehet aur shifa

Magrib= kamyabi mustaqbil

Eisha= pur sakon neend

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Aao namaz qaim kr k apni zindagy aachi bany.plz send it to all

One who somes, has a SMOKY heart

One who somes, has a SMOKY heart,

One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart…

So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS…

as u r already a SWEETEHART!** 

Chup chup Rehna seekh liya hai

Chup chup Rehna seekh liya hai ,

har dukh sehna seekh liya hai ,

Ashkon ki Moujon ne dil k

andar behna seekh liya hai,

pathar jaise logon ko bhi

acha kehna seekh liya hai,

jeevan ki tapti Raahon per,

Tanha chalna seekh liya hai,

apna dard chupa kr sab se,

tanha Rona seekh liya hai.

Wo Mujh ko Mili Me Usko Mila

Wo Mujh ko Mili

Me Usko Mila,

Izhar Hua

Iqrar Hua,

Wo Chahne Lagi Me Chahne Laga,

Usay Pyar Bohat,

Mujhe Pyar Bohat,

Wo Chor Gai,

Main Toot Gaya,

Phir Kuch Youn Mile,

Wo akeli Thi Me tanha Tha,

Bas Hum Do Thy

Or Koi Na Tha,

Wo Rone Lagi

Na Pyar Na Hi Izhar Raha,

Bas Farq Sirf Itna Sa Raha,

WO MITTI K UPAR ROTI RAHI

Me MITTI K ANDAR SOTA RAHA

Bachpan Ke Dukh Bi Kitne Ache The

Bachpan Ke Dukh Bi Kitne Ache The

Bachpan Ke Dukh Bi Kitne Ache The,

Tab To Sirf Khilone Tuta Karte The,

Wo Khushiyan Bi Na Jane Kaise Khushiyan Thi,

Titli Ko Pakad Ke Uchhla Karte The,

Paoon Maar Ke Khud Barish Ke Pani Mae,

Apna Aap Bhigoya Karte The,

Ab To Ek Aansu Bi Rusva Kar Jata Hai,

Bachpan Mein To Dil Khol Ke Roya Karte The

Naam” na lena

“Naam” na lena “Faqat” itna kah dena ae.

~”Muhsin”

~ Jinhein tum “Bhool” bethe ho “Tumhein” wo “Yaad” karte hain.

Tera LIKHA Howa KAGHAZ

>KAGHAZ<

>Tera Tohfa,

Teri Chahat,

Tera LIKHA Howa KAGHAZ,

>Meri To Zindagi Hai Ye Tera BHEJA Howa KAGHAZ,

>Kisi Ka Yaad Aana Yon Kisi Ka Bhol Jana Wo

Kahin Phela Howa Kajal Kahin JALTA Howa KAGHAZ,

>Bara Dushwar Hota Hai Saman Tark-E-Tallok Ka

Kahin Alfaz Tere Hain, Kahin BHEEGA Howa KAGHAZ,

>Main Dekhon Jab Isse Qurbat Teri Mehsos Hoti Hai

Tera Bheja Howa KAGHAZ Tera CHOOUA Howa KAGHAZ.

Enjoy suki sardi

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‘// ,HaPpY , / , /

,/ /slow slow/ / /

;/ /Rainy/ / / /

/’/ day / / /

Hota to kitna acha hota:

Enjoy suki sardi:

Ye Barishain B Tum C Hein

Ye Barishain B Tum C Hein,

Jo Baras Gayi Tu Bahar Hein,

Jo Theher Gayi Tu Qarar Hein,

Kabhi Aa Gayi Yunhi Be Sabab,

Kabhi Chaa Gayi Yunhi Roz-o-Shab,

Kabhi Shor Hain Kabhi Chup C Hein,

Ye Barishain B Tum C Hein,

Kisi Yaad Mein Kisi Raat Ko,

Ek Dabi Hui C Raakh Ko,

Kabhi Yun Hua Ke Bujha Dia,

Kabhi Khud Se Khud Ko Jala Dia,

Kahin Boond Boond Mein Gum Sum C Hein,

Ye Barishain B Tum C Hein …!!!

Jab kabi “Barish”aaye tere

Jab kabi “Barish”aaye tere SHEHR-E-Abaad mein

…..Mohsin…,

Tu samajh lena k

“TUMHE YAAD” ker k bohat ROYa hai koi…….

Dunia me 3 log Boht masoom or sachy han

Dunia me 3 log Boht masoom or sachy han
(‘,’)/’
<)) 1 Mein
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('.') FiR Mein
<((>
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Or
3rd Aap
ka dost
(‘,’)
<)) yani k Fir
// mein.

Ek Murghi ne Pak-india

Ek Murghi ne Pak-india
Border pe Anda diya
Dono Mulk Ek Ande k Liye
Larne Lage
Faisla ye hua k jo Mulk
Dosre Mulk ki Zyada
Larkiyon ko Kiss karega
anda us ka
Pehle
Pakistani India gaein
or
20,000 Larkiyon ko Kiss kiya
Indian Excited ho k:
Ab Hamari Baari hai
Pakistani: Chal Yar tu
anda rakh le.

Breaking News:

Breaking News:
Saudi Arab mein
tofan ka khatra.
Poora Peshawar
KHALI:

A Boy Convincing His GirlFriend

A Boy Convincing His
GirlFriend To Trust
His Sincerity:
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“Trust Me Nazia,
I Mean Fouzia…”

Khubsurat Log Hamesha

Khubsurat Log Hamesha
Yun Keyu Kehtein Hein
“Main Abhi Busy Hon”
……………….Socho
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Nahi Pata?
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Bad Mein Batao Ga
Main Abhi Busy Hun.

Hamara Mutaliba

Hokomat Se…

Hamara Mutaliba..
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Hokomat Se
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Hamara
Mutalibaa
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“Har Talib-e-ilm
Ko Aik Aik Talibaa... :P

Farishtay thay na

Farishtay thay na Aadam tha,NA tha Zahir Khuda Pehlay

Bane saari Khuda'ie Se Muhammad Mustafa S.A.W pehlay

HAPPY VALENTINESDAY

,;*'*'*;,
*;**;*.* Flowers
\____/ 4 u
wit the Bundlè Of Prayers

Each petål öf eaÇh flower brìngs
My Wishes
&
My Prayrs 4
!U!
HAPPY VALENTINESDAY

Put ur right hand on

Put ur right hand on
Ur left shoulder .. &..

Put ur left hand on ur right shoulder...

Guess what..?

Aray yaar, meri taraf
Se VALENTINE DAY KI JAPPHI.

Happy Valentine’s Day

Happy Valentine’s Day...
To the One ...
Who has ...
Stolen ...
My Heart...

Lift Me In Ur Arms

Lift Me In Ur Arms Ma Luv! Wen Im Shattered,Wen I M Scatered,Gather Ma Pieces And lift Me Up,Hold Me Tight,Wrap Me In Ur Luv,Ma Luv,Let Me Feel d Warmth,D Soft And Gentle Touch,The Feeling Of Being Close 2 u,Hug Me Tight,Give MeShelter,Let Me Confess,Let Me Apologise,Let Me CryAnd Say It All,Than Hug Me And 4give Me AndHold Me In ur Arms Ma Sweetest luv.

I MIS U

Kash
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* DiL *
“*. Ki .*”
“* .*”
awaz me
itna asr Ho Jay,
k
Hum apko
Y?D
kren
aur
apko
khabar
Ho Jay,
/*I MIS U*/

Is Duniya Mai Kon Sari

Is Duniya Mai Kon Sari Zindagi Sath Deta hai,

Log Tu Apny Hathon Se Daafna Kar Bhool Jaty Hain K Qaber Konsi Hai...

14 Feb is coming

14 Feb is coming !

I'm soooooooo excited for
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NOT celebrating the Valentine's Day :)

All Girls Are Beautiful

All Girls Are Beautiful After The Lights Are Switched Off.
(Shakespeare)

All Boys Are Innocent Before The Lights Are Switched Off.
(Shakespeare'S "Wife") :-P

Valentine's day is cancelled

Valentine's day is cancelled... :|
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Math Proof: 14-02-12=0 :D

Couple Shocked!
Maths Rocked :D

Happy Valentines Day

Find that guy that will pick up
every piece of your shattered heart
& put it back together;
Replacing it with a piece of his!!


Happy Valentines Day ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Valentine's Day Is 0nly Two Weeks Away

Valentine's Day Is 0nly Two Weeks Away ...
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So Remember,
It's Not Too Late To
Break-Up & Save Money... =P =D

That Awkward Moment

That Awkward Moment

When You Realize
' Valentine's Day ' Is
Approaching Fast
And
The 0nly 0ne Who Loves
You Is Your PET... ;( =P =D

A Hundred Hearts Would Be Too Few

A Hundred Hearts Would Be Too Few


To carry All My Love For You ...!!

Happy Valentines Day

Valentines Day Is So Fake.

Valentines Day Is So Fake.

If You Love A Girl,

You'll Treat Her Special Every Day.

Not Once Out Of 365 Days.

Valentine's Day Is World Safest Day

Valentine's Day Is World Safest Day..
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Even Terrorists Are Busy With Their Girlfriends..!! :P

What Is The Best Gift For ♥ Valentine's Day ♥?

What Is The Best Gift For ♥ Valentine's Day ♥?

1. Red Roses
2. Heart Box Of Chocolates
3. Perfume
4. Cute Bear
5. A Card, And A Kiss
6. Romantic Diner
7. No Gift At All
8.Other ♥ 

In School, They Taught Me That

In School, They Taught Me That
1 hour = 60 Mints
1 Min = 60 Secs
But They Never Told Me That
1 Sec Without You = 100 Years:

Here is my heart

Here is my heart, it is yours so take it,
Treat it gently, please do not break it.
Its full of love thats good and true,
So please keep it always close to u.

The most important things

The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them. Forever yours...
your Valentine.

My eyes are blind

My eyes are blind without your eyes to see, Like a rose without color. Always be there in my life sweetheart.

U r unique

U r unique

U r caring &

U r the best
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N I'm d luckiest to

Have U in m y life!

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY MY SWEET HEART!

symtyms d most

symtyms d most impt thng dat we get frm a relationshp s nt d guarantee of permanence bt d leson dt we LEARN frm it wen 8 fails.. 8s nt hw mch luv we hav rcvd bt hw mch luv we hav gven.. 8s nt how many tears we hav shed, but hw mch lafter we hav shared..8s nt hw mny times we wer accepted bt hw mny tyms we understud wen we wr rejected.. In d end, 8s nt always hw mch hapiness we hav had bcoz of luv, bt hw mch we hav gven dat made others happy...

i've written you on the

i've written you on the page of my heart,reflected your face on the mirrors of my soul,displayed you in the gallaries of my eyes,this show how much i care...wow you are loved!

I have searched my heart

I have searched my heart

For the words to sa y just how much u mean to me

You are all of God's Blessings rolled into one.

M y dreams,My desires,My evening,My sun.

M y evening walking moment, my hopes and my fears,

M y disillusion,My contentment,My joy nd My tears.

But most important of all, I thank God when i pra y bcoz

u make ever y moment MY VALENTINE DAY.