Showing posts with label Zardari Sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Zardari Sms. Show all posts

Friday, 27 April 2012

Tumhari Or Zardari Ki Ek Adat Same Hai

Tumhari Or Zardari Ki Ek Adat Same Hai.
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Jantay Ho Kiya ?? ??

Woh Bhi Mujhe EiD WisH Nahi KarTa Or TuM Bhi.
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BuT i WiLL NoT dO thE saMe Coz i hAve GoT mY owN StyLe.
sO hAve A Gr8 EiD.
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.|.|. EiD MubaraK .|.|.

Zardari Ki Car K Neechay Ek Puppy

Zardari Ki Car K Neechay Ek Puppy aa K Maar Gayaa

He Told Driver To Find The Owner Of This Little Puppy To Give Compensation.

Driver Went And When He Cam Back , He Had A lot Of Roses Around This Neck.

Zardari Surprised to see & Asked Him.

Driver Said :
” Sir Mai Ne Un Logon Se Sirf Yeh Kaha Tha Ke Main President Zardari Ka Driver Hun?

Kuttay Ka BAcha Mar Gayaa Hay.

Yeh Sun Kar Woh Nachnay Lage or

Mere Galay Mein Haar Daal Diya

Dil chahta hay Chori Karoon

Dil chahta hay,

Chori Karoon,

Jhoot boloon.

Sharab piyon,

Rishwat khaaon,

Qatal karoon,

aur

Jail Jaaon.

Shayad isi tarah kabhi main President of Pakistan ban jaaon.

Monday, 5 March 2012

Zardari Ko Kuch Mat Kehna


Zardari Ko Kuch Mat Kehna
FaRaZ

Kuttay ki Dum Kabi Sidi Nahi Ho Sakti.

QoM nE cHuNa Hai Ek SaDDar ZaRdAri


QoM nE cHuNa Hai Ek SaDDar ZaRdAri,
iS Ki Hai bUhAt bAri ZiMaDaRi,
pAr tUm nA rAkHnA iS sE kOi tAwAqUA,
kYoN K iS kO hAi QoM kO LooTnaY Ki BiMaRi.

Ab Full corruption ki bari hai


Ab Full corruption ki bari hai,
Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai,

Ab lootna maal sarkari hai,
Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai,

Ab aap ki izzat aapki apni zimmadari hai,
Q k izzat ka shikari Asif Ali zardari hai,

Ab photi Qismat hamari hai,
Q k ab nawaz sharif ka bhai Asif Ali zardari hai,

Sara Palin Divorce Her


Sara Palin Divorce Her
Current Hubby and Get
Marriage vid Zardari.

Palin Becomes Vice
President Of U.S.A
Then
Zardari Kilss Palin and
Chnge The Will and
Which Says:
“Zardari Will Bcome
The Next President Of U.S.A
After My Death”
And Eventually Zardari
Becomes President Of US
Aftr 6 Mnths Of Palin ‘s Death
Bilawal Changes His Name To
“Bilawal Bhuuto Palin Zardari”
Then US Will Be Ours…..

Geo Zardari.