One day a dog was running

One day a dog was running behind a Santa… But Santa was laughing.
Banta asked, “Why you are so happy?
He said… “Ah Ah Ah….I have an Airtel mobile with me…But Still Hutch network is following me..”

Santa train ki patri par

Santa train ki patri par so gaya…

Banta: Train aayegi toh mar jayega!

Santa: Plane upar se gaya kuch nahi hua to train kya cheez hai.