MBA kar ke Pagal ho gai

Ek ladki Roz Subah Darakht ki Daal pe Chadh ke Baith jati thi...
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Pucho kyo??
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MBA kar ke Pagal ho gayi thi.
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Apne Aap ko 'Branch' Manager samajhti thi.

tm mere liye kia kia kar sakte ho

Girl:tm mere liye kia kia kar sakte ho?

Boy:bolo kia karun?

Girl:mere liye chand la sakte ho?
...
Boy: phir kia zameen k gird tmhare abu ghoomen ge..:-P :D

*Attitude of girls*

*Attitude of girls*

When a boy sends dirty sms to a girl....!

She laughs for 10 minutes..
... ... ... Forward dat message to her friends..!

&
then replies to the boy: "i dont like that kind of sms ok!"
:P
:D

it is damn true :)

pee kay gaari mat chalana

Gf:"pee kay gaari mat chalana
bohat
accident ho rahe hai..
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Bf:"Thnks baby, u are so caring..:)
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Frnd:"Pee kay gaari mat chala yar
bohat accident horahe hai
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Boy:"Saale apne Baap ko mat
sikha...:p :O :D :D

Classic Insult

Classic Insult :
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Once a boy Uploaded a photo
holding a dog
on Facebook..
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Girl commented : "Which one is
you?"
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Boy replied : "The One holding
you.." ;) :P :D

Height of Flirting :p

Girl: I dont like the way u keep
staring at me!
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Boy: And I love the way u notice
me doing that! :D

Boy to girl - I love U....

Boy to girl - I love U....

Girl - I'm engaged & also have a boyfriend.!

Boy - (After long thinking)
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Dekh le,
Adjust ho jaye toh !! :p

1 no ka tharki

Mujhe aap k autographs chahiyen

Boy 2 Girl: Mujhe aap k autographs chahiyen.

Girl (Muskuraty huay)
Kahan pay?

Boy:
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NIKAH NAAMAY pay.

( ',')
/|\_ O Teri Khair
_/ \_
nawan style

Mera Dil Mobile Hai Aur Tum

B0y:
Mera Dil Mobile Hai Aur Tum Uski Sim Ho.
Girl:
Aik Bat Poocho ?
Boy:
Ha Poocho.
Girl:
Tumhara
Mobile Dual Sim Wala Tu Nahi Hai ?