Naughty SMS

Wife : Tumhe Pyar karna nahi aata hey. Husband : Toh kya ye 3 bachche internet se Download kiya hey ? Wife : Nahi ji yeh toh tumhare dost ki PEN DRIVE se lie hey.

Girl : What do you call a high voltage computer ? Boy : AC – DC –PC

Kisaan ghayal pada tha LOGO ne pucha kaise hua? Kisaan – Main anaaj ki bori bech raha tha , “GEHOON LE LO!” Wahan ladko ne ise invitation samjha – “GAY HUN LE LO!”

Master: Tumne Homework nahi kiya, batao kya saza du? Child: Wo ladki jo last seat pe bathi hai, uske sath bathroom me band kar do!

Angry Husband sent SMS to father-in-law… “YOUR PRODUCT NOT MATCHING MY REQUIREMENTS.” Smart Father-in-law: “WARRANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER NOT RESPOSIBLE.”

Plz pray for my condition

Plz pray for my condition
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Em getting day by day more nd more...
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Masha Allah

Pretty!!

Attractive!!!

Cute!!

Sweet!!

Beautiful!! :P ;)

TIPS how to save 10 paisa per month

TIPS how to save 10 paisa per month.
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Isme bhi interested ho.?
Kasam se yaar
Had ho gayi kanjusi ki

DEFINITION OF LAZINESS

DEFINITION OF LAZINESS:
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Its a talent of taking rest before u get tired..
Bcoz Prevention Is Better Than Cure..
;-)
Be Lazy Go Crazy :) :p

She said to me ILOVE YOU

She said to me:'I LOVE YOU':)
i said....
oh my GOD!!!! what a co-incidence!:O
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i love my self too.... :p ;)
bechari ki bolti band ho gai :D ;)

I'm having heart surgery today

Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.

Boy: I know.

Girl: I love you!

Boy: I love you more, much more!

.........After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.

Girl: Where is he?

Father: You don't know who gave you the heart?

Girl: What? (She starts crying)

Father: I'm just kidding, he went to the toilet! :P

Ek Main Or Ek Tu

Ek Main Or Ek Tu ^_^
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Baki sub ka fittay mu :P ;)

Do u know that?

99.9% Girls Fail To Give The Answer Of This Question
And Now Its Your Turn
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Whats Your Cell Number ? :D

Dunia me 3 log Boht masoom or sachy han

Dunia me 3 log Boht masoom or sachy han
(‘,’)/’
<)) 1 Mein
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('.') FiR Mein
<((>
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Or
3rd Aap
ka dost
(‘,’)
<)) yani k Fir
// mein.

Khubsurat Log Hamesha

Khubsurat Log Hamesha
Yun Keyu Kehtein Hein
“Main Abhi Busy Hon”
……………….Socho
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Nahi Pata?
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Bad Mein Batao Ga
Main Abhi Busy Hun.

All Girls Are Beautiful

All Girls Are Beautiful After The Lights Are Switched Off.
(Shakespeare)

All Boys Are Innocent Before The Lights Are Switched Off.
(Shakespeare'S "Wife") :-P

Ek Main Or Ek Tu

Ek Main Or Ek Tu ^_^
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Baki sub ka fittay mu :P ;)

Types Of Kiss

Most Lovable Kiss: Mother's,
Sweetest Kiss: Girlfriend's,
Cute Kiss: Sister's,

Hottest Kiss: keep your lips on the bike silencer! Oyee Maa..

CaN YoU Do mE A FaVoR ??

CaN YoU Do mE A FaVoR ??
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StAnD In fRoNt oF My cAr ,

i nEeD To tEsT My bRaKeS ;P ;D