Arey ullu k pathe us mein farak kya hai?

Dad: "Tujhe school se kyun nikala...??
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Pappu: "Sir ne pucha 2 aur 3 kitne hote hain, main bola 5..
Phir pucha aur..3 aur 2...????
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Dad: "Arey ullu k pathe us mein farak kya hai...??
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Pappu : "Exactly, maine bhi ye hi bola thaa...ki "Arey ullu k pathe us mein farak kya hai."

Tamaam Ummat-e-muslimeen O Muslimaat ki taraf se salaam

Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola:"
University se mera result check kar ke aa
ke batao..!!
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Magar yaad rahe, mere saath abba
hongey!
Agar main ek subject me fail ho gaya to
kehna ke:" ek momin ki taraf se salaam..
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Agar 2 mein fail ho gaya to kehna ke:" 2
musalmaan bhaiyon k taraf se salam!
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Dost university se result dekh ke aaya or
bola..
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Tamaam Ummat-e-muslimeen O Muslimaat
ki taraf se salaam.

Heights of coolness

Heights of coolness....... !!!

Two best friends coming out of the examination
hall with chips and coke in hands..
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First friend: Which paper was it??
Second friend: I guess it was maths...not sure:P .
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1st: (surprisingly): You read the question paper??

2nd: NO..! I saw a girl sitting besides me using a
calculator :P:P

Can u tell me excatly whr iz ur heart

Biology sir.
Can u tell me excatly whr iz ur heart
all boys shout loudly.
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In girls campus :D
sir smiled and said mine tooo... :D :p

Life taught me lot of Lessons

Life taught me lot of Lessons..
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But I bunked those Classes too :D

Dear math, stop asking me

Dear math, stop asking me to find your x.

She's not coming back...Saali :D

1 Tarf Paisa aur 1 Tarf Dimagh

NOw Something Funny......

Teacher 2 Student: 1 Tarf Paisa aur 1 Tarf Dimagh ho tu kya lo gy?

Student: Paisa. . .

Teacher: Galat main hota tu Dimagh leta. . .

Student: xactly Sir, jis k pas jo nai hoga woh wohi ly ga na :P:D

Teacher Shwkxxx
Students Rwkxxxx ;).

Smtimez its better to bunk a class

Smtimez its better to bunk a class and have fun with friends..
Bcoz..
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Today when i look back..
Marks never make me laugh but memories do!:-)

Uski zulfoon ne na jaane kitne

Honton pe hai lipstick aur naina kajal se lais...

Neutralization Takes place when acid react with base...
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Uski zulfoon ne na jaane kitne dilon ko lagai thais...

Tangent theta is equal to perpendicular upon base. ;P

Reality of Newton's laws...

Reality of Newton's laws...
Once a Goat was walking,Newton stopped it
It stopped....Newton formulated
"An object continues to move unless it is stopped' :D
Then he gave a force F by kicking the goat
Goat sounded "ma"
Newton formulated
"F=ma" :p
As a result,Goat Kicked Newton
Newton Formulated
'Every action has a reaction,equal in magnitude n opposite in direction" ;))

Respect your parents

Respect your parents..!!

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They pay for your Internet Bills. (:

Mom, teacher was asking me

Son: “Mom, teacher was asking me today, if I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school.”
Mom: “That’s nice of her to take such an interest in you. So what did she say when you told her that you’re the only child, my dear?”
Son: “She just said…“Thank goodness!”

A student grabbed a coin

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p

Teacher : 1 book + 1 book

Teacher : 1 book + 1 book ?

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Student : 2 books

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Teacher : 2 books + 2 books

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Student: 4 books

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Teacher: 1,789,345 books + 23,658,298 books ?

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Student : LIBRARY..!! ;-) :-P :D

Me Sleep With Dad Last Night

EnGLish Class. . .

Kid: Me Sleep With Dad Last Night...

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TeaCher Corrected: No BeTa, I Slept With Dad Last Night....

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Kid: Aap MeRe Sone k Baad Aai hOnGi...!!! :P:P

Neend or Sustee Hamaree

Neend or Sustee Hamaree Dushman hain

(Allama Iqbal)

Hamain Apnay dushman sy bhi piar karna chahiay

(Quaid-e-Azam)

Ab Batao Banda baba ki manay ya Chacha ki.!!!!!…

Hamara Mutaliba

Hokomat Se…

Hamara Mutaliba..
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Hokomat Se
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Hamara
Mutalibaa
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“Har Talib-e-ilm
Ko Aik Aik Talibaa... :P

University Ki Larkiyan Hain

Arz Kya Hai:

University Ki Larkiyan Hain Kuch Naraz.

Wah Wah Wah

University Ki Larkiyan Hain Kuch Naraz.

Kyon K

B.A Kar K Chala Gaya Hai Faraz… :-)

Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life

Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life..
1)Please don’t Disturb I Want to Study!
2)No Class,Den Lets Go 2 Library!

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D Best 1 is:
3)Sir,I Have a Question!!!! :-)