If you want to see how fast your

If you want to see how fast your
mother can run?
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Ammi ! Doodh ubal gya ;-)

1 Tarf Paisa aur 1 Tarf Dimagh

NOw Something Funny......

Teacher 2 Student: 1 Tarf Paisa aur 1 Tarf Dimagh ho tu kya lo gy?

Student: Paisa. . .

Teacher: Galat main hota tu Dimagh leta. . .

Student: xactly Sir, jis k pas jo nai hoga woh wohi ly ga na :P:D

Teacher Shwkxxx
Students Rwkxxxx ;).

Smtimez its better to bunk a class

Smtimez its better to bunk a class and have fun with friends..
Bcoz..
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Today when i look back..
Marks never make me laugh but memories do!:-)

I'm having heart surgery today

Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.

Boy: I know.

Girl: I love you!

Boy: I love you more, much more!

.........After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.

Girl: Where is he?

Father: You don't know who gave you the heart?

Girl: What? (She starts crying)

Father: I'm just kidding, he went to the toilet! :P

Ek Main Or Ek Tu

Ek Main Or Ek Tu ^_^
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Baki sub ka fittay mu :P ;)

Tot'ta hua lehjaa

Tot'ta hua lehjaa, Dubti hui sanseen.....

Ay Ishq apna kaam daikh, Meri jan daikh...

Shaam K Saanwly Chehry Ko Nikhara Jaye

!!Shaam K Saanwly Chehry Ko Nikhara Jaye!!

Kuin Na Saagar Se Koi Chaand Ubhara Jaye,

Raas Aaya Nahi Taskeen Ka Saahil Koi!!

Phir Mujhe Piyas K Darya Me Utara Jaye,

Meharban Teri Nazar,Teri Adaein Qatil!!

Tujhe Kis Naam Se Ae Dost Pukaara Jaye,

Mujh ko Dar Hai Tere Wady Pe Bharosa Kar K!!

Muft Me Ye Dil-e-Khush Fehem Na Maara Jaye

Jis K Dam Se Mere Din Raat Darakhshan The Qateel!

! Kaise Ab Us K Bina Waqt Guzara Jaye…

baarish ki dua maangi hai

_{Uss ne mitti ki deewaar pe kachay rang k saath,,,}

_{Likh ker naam mera baarish ki dua maangi hai…}

_{Khush rho.}

Mohabat Ka Bharam Hota

Mohabat Ka Bharam Hota

To Phir Kuch Soch Kar Jaaty

Warna Zindagi Ban K

Mery Humdam Guzar Jaaty

Thaky Haary Parindon Ko

Jo Daikha To Khyal Aaya

Koi Jo Muntazir Hota

To Hum Bhi Apny Ghar Jaaty

Main Kha K Dard Ki Thokar

Abhi Tak Hosla’Mand Hoon

Ye Thokar Jo Tumhen Lagti

To Tum Khud Bhi Bikhar Jaaty……!

Bachpan Ke Dukh Bi Kitne Ache The

Bachpan Ke Dukh Bi Kitne Ache The

Bachpan Ke Dukh Bi Kitne Ache The,

Tab To Sirf Khilone Tuta Karte The,

Wo Khushiyan Bi Na Jane Kaise Khushiyan Thi,

Titli Ko Pakad Ke Uchhla Karte The,

Paoon Maar Ke Khud Barish Ke Pani Mae,

Apna Aap Bhigoya Karte The,

Ab To Ek Aansu Bi Rusva Kar Jata Hai,

Bachpan Mein To Dil Khol Ke Roya Karte The

Uski zulfoon ne na jaane kitne

Honton pe hai lipstick aur naina kajal se lais...

Neutralization Takes place when acid react with base...
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Uski zulfoon ne na jaane kitne dilon ko lagai thais...

Tangent theta is equal to perpendicular upon base. ;P